Kick off ur shoes,take a breakKick off ur shoes,
take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,
light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,
that's simply Great!!! HAPPY BIRTH DAY.
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Friendship is about. bringing out the positive
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive
when everything seems negative...
being accepted for who you are...
being able to pick up right where you left off...
sharing, talking, and laughing...
Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful.
And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
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This day, when the most beautiful female'This day,
when the most beautiful female MIND was born,
is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.'
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle awayhope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday.
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In my past life, god said a gem is going to be
born onIn my past life, god said a gem is going to
be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to
be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for
anything more but thank the god for giving me a
friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur
happiness on every falling star."
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Thursday, December 11, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
SMS-25
Jine ki nayi Ada di hai
khush rahane ki usne dua di hai
Ae khuda usse sara jahan de de
Jisne hame dil me thodi si jagah di hai
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Kabhi khud ko phone milake dekha hai?
Engage ton mila!!!
Duniya se milne me sab mast hai
MAGAR
Khud se milne ki sabhi line vyast hai
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GOOD RELATIONS
Don't Need ANY Promises, Terms or conditions.
it Just Need two Wonderful people
"one Who can Trust n One Who can Understand" ...!!!
GOOD DAY
================================
Santa k pass blank message aya,
Santa us number pe phone kar k bola.
tum ko pata hai yaar tumhare mobile
ka ink khatam ho gaya hai.
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lain hai,
Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan
yahi rahti hai.
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khush rahane ki usne dua di hai
Ae khuda usse sara jahan de de
Jisne hame dil me thodi si jagah di hai
================================
Kabhi khud ko phone milake dekha hai?
Engage ton mila!!!
Duniya se milne me sab mast hai
MAGAR
Khud se milne ki sabhi line vyast hai
================================
GOOD RELATIONS
Don't Need ANY Promises, Terms or conditions.
it Just Need two Wonderful people
"one Who can Trust n One Who can Understand" ...!!!
GOOD DAY
================================
Santa k pass blank message aya,
Santa us number pe phone kar k bola.
tum ko pata hai yaar tumhare mobile
ka ink khatam ho gaya hai.
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lain hai,
Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan
yahi rahti hai.
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Saturday, October 18, 2008
SMS-24
Woh mann main har dum rahta hai,
Dharkan ki tarah dharkta hai.
Hain issi ehsaas se zindaa hum,
Hain ek-duje ke dil o jaan hum.
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Sardar Ji Is Filling Up A Job Application
He Promptly Fills In The Lines On Name,
Age, Address, Etc.Then Came
The Column Salary Expected
After Much Thought He Writes: Yes
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Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share! .
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Hansi Ne Labo Pe Thirakna Chhod Diya,
Khwaabon Ne Palko Pe Aana Chhod Diya,
Nahi Aati Ab Toh Hichkiya Bhi Shayad
Apno Ne Yaad Karna Chhod Diya....
================================
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
================================
Dharkan ki tarah dharkta hai.
Hain issi ehsaas se zindaa hum,
Hain ek-duje ke dil o jaan hum.
================================
Sardar Ji Is Filling Up A Job Application
He Promptly Fills In The Lines On Name,
Age, Address, Etc.Then Came
The Column Salary Expected
After Much Thought He Writes: Yes
================================
Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share! .
================================
Hansi Ne Labo Pe Thirakna Chhod Diya,
Khwaabon Ne Palko Pe Aana Chhod Diya,
Nahi Aati Ab Toh Hichkiya Bhi Shayad
Apno Ne Yaad Karna Chhod Diya....
================================
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
================================
Saturday, October 11, 2008
SMS-23
Har smandar ke kinare hote he,
Kuch dost apne jan se bhi pyare hote he
Fir kyu kehte he log ke akale rah gay hum,
Zindgi me yaado ke bhi sahare hote he...
================================
A best friend will be with you till the end.
A best friend will talk to you,
cheer you up when you are blue.
A best friend will make you laugh when you
cryA best friend will never ever lie.
A best friend will be caring,
A best friend's love will be unerring.
A best friend will let you tag along,
She'll make you feel like you belong.
A best friend will never turn away,
You know she's here to stay.
A best friend knows what's on your mind.
She knows just what she'll find!
A best friend is always true,
A best friend is Y-O-U!
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Har Khamoshi Ka Matlab Inkaar Nahi Hota,
Har Nakamyabi Ka Matlab Har Nahi Hota,
Kya Hua Hum Unhe Paa Na Sake Sirf Paane
Ka Matlab Hi Pyar Nahi Hota.
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Hansi na kabhi aapke chehre Se door Ho
Apki har dua rab ko Manjoor ho
Aap ho jaye hamse dur na kabhi
Aisi Bhool Ho.
================================
Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki
apka har sapnna pura ho,
Duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
Shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
================================
Kuch dost apne jan se bhi pyare hote he
Fir kyu kehte he log ke akale rah gay hum,
Zindgi me yaado ke bhi sahare hote he...
================================
A best friend will be with you till the end.
A best friend will talk to you,
cheer you up when you are blue.
A best friend will make you laugh when you
cryA best friend will never ever lie.
A best friend will be caring,
A best friend's love will be unerring.
A best friend will let you tag along,
She'll make you feel like you belong.
A best friend will never turn away,
You know she's here to stay.
A best friend knows what's on your mind.
She knows just what she'll find!
A best friend is always true,
A best friend is Y-O-U!
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Har Khamoshi Ka Matlab Inkaar Nahi Hota,
Har Nakamyabi Ka Matlab Har Nahi Hota,
Kya Hua Hum Unhe Paa Na Sake Sirf Paane
Ka Matlab Hi Pyar Nahi Hota.
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Hansi na kabhi aapke chehre Se door Ho
Apki har dua rab ko Manjoor ho
Aap ho jaye hamse dur na kabhi
Aisi Bhool Ho.
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki
apka har sapnna pura ho,
Duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
Shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008
SMS-22
Dosti Ki Galiyo Mein Koi Gham Na Ho,
Hamari Yeh Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Ho,
Bas Yehi Dua Tum Kush Raho,
Kya Pata Yeh Message Bhejne
Wala Kal Ho Na Ho…
================================
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish
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Santa: Kaya karte ho?
Banta: Ek dost ko chitthi likhata hu!
Santa: Par tume likhna to aata nahi.
Banta: Vo bhi to padhna nahi jaanata.
================================
Medical Shayari When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe,
you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
================================
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda
bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
================================
Hamari Yeh Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Ho,
Bas Yehi Dua Tum Kush Raho,
Kya Pata Yeh Message Bhejne
Wala Kal Ho Na Ho…
================================
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish
================================
Santa: Kaya karte ho?
Banta: Ek dost ko chitthi likhata hu!
Santa: Par tume likhna to aata nahi.
Banta: Vo bhi to padhna nahi jaanata.
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Medical Shayari When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe,
you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
================================
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda
bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
================================
Sunday, October 5, 2008
SMS-21
Har Sham K Bad Rat Ati Hai...
Har Bat K Bad Tumhari Yad Ati Hai...
Chup Rahkar Humne Dekh Liya...
khamoshiyon Me Bhi Tumhari Yad Ati Hai...
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Santa arrived at the football game,
the first half was almost over.
“Why are you so late?”
Banta asked.“I had to toss a coin
to decide between going to Gurudwara
and coming to the game.”
“How long could that have taken you?”
“Well, I had to toss it 14 times.”.
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ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...
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Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hai...
Tere Naam Pe Ye Jaan Fida Hum Karte Hain.....
Tujhko Phool Ka Bhi Zakhm Na Aane Paaye....
Hum Khuda Se Yehi Duaa Karte Hai.....
(happy Friendship Day).........
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka....
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
================================
Har Bat K Bad Tumhari Yad Ati Hai...
Chup Rahkar Humne Dekh Liya...
khamoshiyon Me Bhi Tumhari Yad Ati Hai...
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Santa arrived at the football game,
the first half was almost over.
“Why are you so late?”
Banta asked.“I had to toss a coin
to decide between going to Gurudwara
and coming to the game.”
“How long could that have taken you?”
“Well, I had to toss it 14 times.”.
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ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...
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Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hai...
Tere Naam Pe Ye Jaan Fida Hum Karte Hain.....
Tujhko Phool Ka Bhi Zakhm Na Aane Paaye....
Hum Khuda Se Yehi Duaa Karte Hai.....
(happy Friendship Day).........
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka....
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
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Wednesday, October 1, 2008
SMS-20
Friends r like Asian Paints :Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :Taste mein Best.
Wife is like Mosquito Coil :“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
================================
2 Jahil Admi 1st: Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai
Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.
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Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,Swim
The Deepest OceanWalk On Hot Coal Barefoot
Just 4 U …Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …
================================
My feelings for you are like the sea.
" Wild and romantic ? " "No,
they make me sick."
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Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..
Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti
Warna,Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada
Yaad Karoge..Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi Tha??
Papa: Kyun?? Son: Iss Main To “Faraz” Ka
Naam Nahi Aaya.
================================
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :Taste mein Best.
Wife is like Mosquito Coil :“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
================================
2 Jahil Admi 1st: Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai
Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.
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Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,Swim
The Deepest OceanWalk On Hot Coal Barefoot
Just 4 U …Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …
================================
My feelings for you are like the sea.
" Wild and romantic ? " "No,
they make me sick."
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Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..
Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti
Warna,Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada
Yaad Karoge..Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi Tha??
Papa: Kyun?? Son: Iss Main To “Faraz” Ka
Naam Nahi Aaya.
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SMS-19
pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi roj naye
sadme bhi deti hai jindagifir bhi hum
jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise
log bhi to deti hai jindagi.
================================
A Friendship is Sweet when its NEWIts
Sweeter when its TRUEBut Its Sweetest
when the friend is like U.
================================
Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted,
will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?”
Client: “After hearing your amazing argument
in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”
================================
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess
with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment
for a while.“I can hardly believe my eyes!”
Banta exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog
I’ve ever seen.”“Nahi, he’s not so smart,” Santa replied.
“I’ve beaten him three games out of five”.
================================
FRIENDSHIP TEST,Call if U love me,Missed
Call if U are a true friend ,Text back if U care,
Text a joke if U like me, Just ignore if U hate ME?
================================
sadme bhi deti hai jindagifir bhi hum
jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise
log bhi to deti hai jindagi.
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A Friendship is Sweet when its NEWIts
Sweeter when its TRUEBut Its Sweetest
when the friend is like U.
================================
Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted,
will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?”
Client: “After hearing your amazing argument
in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”
================================
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess
with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment
for a while.“I can hardly believe my eyes!”
Banta exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog
I’ve ever seen.”“Nahi, he’s not so smart,” Santa replied.
“I’ve beaten him three games out of five”.
================================
FRIENDSHIP TEST,Call if U love me,Missed
Call if U are a true friend ,Text back if U care,
Text a joke if U like me, Just ignore if U hate ME?
================================
SMS-18
When i open my eyes every morning i pray
to God that everyone should have a
friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
================================
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a
poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
================================
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold
a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,
the elephant has come, the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
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Ek duje ke dil main rahte hain
Kya pyaar issi ko kahte hain?
================================
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? …
your Own Stupid!!!
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,roof, loof,
shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,poof, woof woof, hoof, woof,
roof, shoof.Test results: U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.
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to God that everyone should have a
friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
================================
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a
poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
================================
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold
a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,
the elephant has come, the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
================================
Ek duje ke dil main rahte hain
Kya pyaar issi ko kahte hain?
================================
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? …
your Own Stupid!!!
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,roof, loof,
shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,poof, woof woof, hoof, woof,
roof, shoof.Test results: U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.
================================
Check out Ganpati pics from Mumbai
Check out Ganpati pics from Mumbai
http://mumbaichaganpati-2008.blogspot.com/
http://ganpatifestivalmumbai-2008.blogspot.com/
Photos taken with full enthusiasm by Paresh Paleja.
http://mumbaichaganpati-2008.blogspot.com/
http://ganpatifestivalmumbai-2008.blogspot.com/
Photos taken with full enthusiasm by Paresh Paleja.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
SMS-17
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.........
bakri kha gayi
================================
dil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na karay app ko
bhoola kay geon khuda na karay rahay ga mera
pyarr zindagi bhar tak yeh aur
baat hai zindagi wafa na karay
================================
Make new friends,
But keep the old,
One is Silver,
The other is Gold.
================================
Never abandon old friends.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER
as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... i get BETTER,
u get OLDER.
================================
While filling out an employment application,
Santa paused over the question,
“Person to notify in case of an accident.”
After some thought, he finally wrote,
“Anybody in sight”.
================================
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.........
bakri kha gayi
================================
dil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na karay app ko
bhoola kay geon khuda na karay rahay ga mera
pyarr zindagi bhar tak yeh aur
baat hai zindagi wafa na karay
================================
Make new friends,
But keep the old,
One is Silver,
The other is Gold.
================================
Never abandon old friends.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER
as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... i get BETTER,
u get OLDER.
================================
While filling out an employment application,
Santa paused over the question,
“Person to notify in case of an accident.”
After some thought, he finally wrote,
“Anybody in sight”.
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SMS-16
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
================================
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches
from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned
and marched over and told them,
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in
here!”The attorneys looked at each other,
shrugged their shoulders and
then exchanged sandwiches.
================================
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer
and an old drunk are walking down the
street together when they simultaneously
spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course,
the other three are mythological creatures.
================================
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed,
wakes the blonde and asks,
“Well, so what IS the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into
her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
and goes back to sleep.
================================
A blonde walked into a computer shop one
day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain
to fit her 15 inch computer monitor.
The assistant said, “Why do you want a
curtain for your computer screen?”
To which the blonde replies, “I’ve got Windows”.
================================
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
================================
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches
from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned
and marched over and told them,
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in
here!”The attorneys looked at each other,
shrugged their shoulders and
then exchanged sandwiches.
================================
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer
and an old drunk are walking down the
street together when they simultaneously
spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course,
the other three are mythological creatures.
================================
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed,
wakes the blonde and asks,
“Well, so what IS the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into
her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
and goes back to sleep.
================================
A blonde walked into a computer shop one
day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain
to fit her 15 inch computer monitor.
The assistant said, “Why do you want a
curtain for your computer screen?”
To which the blonde replies, “I’ve got Windows”.
================================
SMS-15
A woman likes to have four animals in
the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway,
a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a
numbskulll to pay for this all.
================================
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain
right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
================================
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling, am I the first
man you ever kissed?Girlfriend: Of course,
you are the first man I’ve ever kissed! Why
do all men ask the same silly question?
================================
Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you
will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,”
she replied. “But what will you live on?”.
================================
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each
other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her
and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, drunk and dozing, just wants to
take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls
over to the window to catch a few winks.
================================
the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway,
a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a
numbskulll to pay for this all.
================================
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain
right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
================================
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling, am I the first
man you ever kissed?Girlfriend: Of course,
you are the first man I’ve ever kissed! Why
do all men ask the same silly question?
================================
Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you
will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,”
she replied. “But what will you live on?”.
================================
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each
other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her
and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, drunk and dozing, just wants to
take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls
over to the window to catch a few winks.
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SMS-14
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you?
================================
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without
any message. He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"
================================
Why do couples hold hands during their
wedding day ?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
================================
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of
WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.
================================
Kyun pyaar us par hi aata hai,Jo mil kar
bhi naa mil pata hai.Kaise yeh usse batayein hum,
Tujh bin rah na paayein hum.
================================
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you?
================================
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without
any message. He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"
================================
Why do couples hold hands during their
wedding day ?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
================================
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of
WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.
================================
Kyun pyaar us par hi aata hai,Jo mil kar
bhi naa mil pata hai.Kaise yeh usse batayein hum,
Tujh bin rah na paayein hum.
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Friday, September 26, 2008
SMS-13
Jeeto: You say I look old but people still
praise me.Santa: It must be Banta.
Jeeto: How do you know?
Santa: He is a SCRAP DEALER.
================================
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them
the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there
when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
================================
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
================================
Santa: Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi
farak nahi padta. Pehle bhi hum 50 rupye
ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 50 ka hi bharvata hoon.
================================
Teacher: Robin, your essay on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
================================
praise me.Santa: It must be Banta.
Jeeto: How do you know?
Santa: He is a SCRAP DEALER.
================================
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them
the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there
when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
================================
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
================================
Santa: Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi
farak nahi padta. Pehle bhi hum 50 rupye
ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 50 ka hi bharvata hoon.
================================
Teacher: Robin, your essay on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
================================
SMS-12
Santa and Banta went to see 9-12 PM show.
But they came back at 10 PM. Why?
Because the movie’s name was “Dastak”
(Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock).
================================
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a
word to say, It doesn't start on March and
ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday,
today and everyday.
================================
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging
u why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and
said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
================================
A true friend is not like a rain which pours &
goes away. A friend like a air, which is silent
but always around u...
================================
Banta goes up to a policeman and asks,
“Excuse me, officer, but did you know that my
wife has had an affair? ”The policeman, surprised,
“No! I didn’t know” Banta breathed deeply,
exclaiming, “So I’m not the last one to know after all”.
================================
But they came back at 10 PM. Why?
Because the movie’s name was “Dastak”
(Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock).
================================
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a
word to say, It doesn't start on March and
ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday,
today and everyday.
================================
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging
u why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and
said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
================================
A true friend is not like a rain which pours &
goes away. A friend like a air, which is silent
but always around u...
================================
Banta goes up to a policeman and asks,
“Excuse me, officer, but did you know that my
wife has had an affair? ”The policeman, surprised,
“No! I didn’t know” Banta breathed deeply,
exclaiming, “So I’m not the last one to know after all”.
================================
SMS-11
GOD is so wise that he never created
FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did,
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
================================
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with
Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer,
and you have a gun with only two bullets,
what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
================================
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts,
“All lawyers are assholes!” He looks around,
obviously hoping for a challenge.Finally a
guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder,
and says, “Take that back.”The biker says,
“Why? Are you a lawyer?”“No, I’m an asshole.”
================================
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar
me is kadar kho gayi hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh
gujarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
================================
Door se dekha…
to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha…
to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to…
suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
================================
FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did,
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
================================
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with
Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer,
and you have a gun with only two bullets,
what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
================================
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts,
“All lawyers are assholes!” He looks around,
obviously hoping for a challenge.Finally a
guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder,
and says, “Take that back.”The biker says,
“Why? Are you a lawyer?”“No, I’m an asshole.”
================================
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar
me is kadar kho gayi hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh
gujarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
================================
Door se dekha…
to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha…
to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to…
suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
================================
Thursday, September 25, 2008
SMS-10
Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein
sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....
================================
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to
tell your friend his faults. So to love a man
that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him,
and to speak painful truth through loving words,
that is friendship.
================================
Santa and Jeeto are lying in bed.
Santa says:
“I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world”
Jeeto says: “I’ll really miss you”.
================================
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember
that true friendship never dies although
we may change & drift apart,
ill always value u deep within my heart!
================================
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.
Hum to na ishq karte hain,
Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek
smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.
================================
Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein
sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....
================================
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to
tell your friend his faults. So to love a man
that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him,
and to speak painful truth through loving words,
that is friendship.
================================
Santa and Jeeto are lying in bed.
Santa says:
“I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world”
Jeeto says: “I’ll really miss you”.
================================
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember
that true friendship never dies although
we may change & drift apart,
ill always value u deep within my heart!
================================
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.
Hum to na ishq karte hain,
Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek
smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.
================================
SMS-9
Santa and Banta went to see 9-12 PM show.
But they came back at 10 PM. Why?Because
the movie’s name was “Dastak”
(Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock).
================================
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you
with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
================================
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess
with his dog. He watched the game in
astonishment for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!”
Banta exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog
I’ve ever seen.”“Nahi, he’s not so smart,”
Santa replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five”. ================================
aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,
hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,
tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon
se bhi nazar aaenge.
================================
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife
Jeeto to Pizza Hut?A: Because they
advertised ‘free delivery’
================================
But they came back at 10 PM. Why?Because
the movie’s name was “Dastak”
(Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock).
================================
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you
with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
================================
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess
with his dog. He watched the game in
astonishment for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!”
Banta exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog
I’ve ever seen.”“Nahi, he’s not so smart,”
Santa replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five”. ================================
aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,
hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,
tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon
se bhi nazar aaenge.
================================
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife
Jeeto to Pizza Hut?A: Because they
advertised ‘free delivery’
================================
SMS-8
Banta: “Hey, pal! You’ve been standing
there watching me fish for three hours!
Why don’t you get a rod and reel and
do some fishing yourself?” Santa: “No, thanks.
I don’t have the patience for it
================================
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam.
Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k
ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.
Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
================================
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art?Art dealer,
“I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.
================================
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite
to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
================================
Santa to a girl: I want to marry you.
Girl: But, I am a year elder to you.
Santa: Then, I’ll marry you next year.
================================
there watching me fish for three hours!
Why don’t you get a rod and reel and
do some fishing yourself?” Santa: “No, thanks.
I don’t have the patience for it
================================
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam.
Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k
ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.
Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
================================
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art?Art dealer,
“I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.
================================
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite
to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
================================
Santa to a girl: I want to marry you.
Girl: But, I am a year elder to you.
Santa: Then, I’ll marry you next year.
================================
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
SMS-7
In a train, ticket checker to a
saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place,
Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
================================
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
================================
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
================================
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aayaKaisa hai tu..!!
================================
Jabse Tumhe dekha hai,MeraRaat ko......
Din ko......
Subha ko......
Sham ko......
Khate waqt......
Peete waqt......
Sote waqt......
Jagte waqt......
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
================================
saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place,
Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
================================
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
================================
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
================================
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aayaKaisa hai tu..!!
================================
Jabse Tumhe dekha hai,MeraRaat ko......
Din ko......
Subha ko......
Sham ko......
Khate waqt......
Peete waqt......
Sote waqt......
Jagte waqt......
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
================================
Monday, September 22, 2008
SMS-6
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
================================
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy
& what is he doingGirl : 3 month &
kicking happily in my stomach...
================================
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
================================
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am deadoye helloi
am talking about OXYGEN
================================
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.Lady
takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"
================================
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
================================
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy
& what is he doingGirl : 3 month &
kicking happily in my stomach...
================================
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
================================
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am deadoye helloi
am talking about OXYGEN
================================
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.Lady
takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"
================================
SMS-5
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum
seshaadi nahi karsakta gharwale
mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
================================
Boy: I am not rich like rohit,I don't
even have a bid car like rohit.But
I really love you!Girl: I love you too,
but tellme more about rohit..
================================
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth
================================
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesdayand
asked Thursday whether Friday
hastold Saturday that
Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
================================
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie, Today is Good Day,
U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjackedmy Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little
================================
seshaadi nahi karsakta gharwale
mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
================================
Boy: I am not rich like rohit,I don't
even have a bid car like rohit.But
I really love you!Girl: I love you too,
but tellme more about rohit..
================================
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth
================================
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesdayand
asked Thursday whether Friday
hastold Saturday that
Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
================================
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie, Today is Good Day,
U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjackedmy Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little
================================
SMS-4
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
================================
Friends r like Asian Paints :Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :
Taste mein Best.Wife is like
Mosquito Coil :“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
================================
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 95kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…
================================
A Judge Said..Order..Order..Order..
Sardar :1 Pizza2 Chicken1
ColdrinkJudge: Shut Up.
SARDAR: No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P
================================
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
================================
Friends r like Asian Paints :Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :
Taste mein Best.Wife is like
Mosquito Coil :“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
================================
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 95kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…
================================
A Judge Said..Order..Order..Order..
Sardar :1 Pizza2 Chicken1
ColdrinkJudge: Shut Up.
SARDAR: No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P
================================
SMS-3
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta
kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai...
Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
================================
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel
mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 300.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly
paas ka kya lega Mamuuuuuu
================================
MAMU :Oyee, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arreyy...,
mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
================================
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
================================
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad,
what should I write for mothertongue.?
Santa: Very long!
================================
kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai...
Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
================================
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel
mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 300.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly
paas ka kya lega Mamuuuuuu
================================
MAMU :Oyee, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arreyy...,
mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
================================
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
================================
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad,
what should I write for mothertongue.?
Santa: Very long!
================================
SMS-2
Dear january,
how r febuary and march.
April is not bad.
Tell may,
june and july
dat august, september and octorber got
accident in november.
Urs december.
================================
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado,
plz ik bar khaado, abh intazar nahin hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum……
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.
================================
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.
dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.
khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna
bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega
================================
Girl friends are like mobile phone,
whenever you want happiness just check inbox,
whenever u want to cry check out box,
and whenever u want to enjoyment just
plug in your charger and enjoy.
================================
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,
Husband:please slow down the speed of car.
Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..
Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur
correct Age 55 in case of axident;
Ohh Haaahaaahahaha
================================
how r febuary and march.
April is not bad.
Tell may,
june and july
dat august, september and octorber got
accident in november.
Urs december.
================================
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado,
plz ik bar khaado, abh intazar nahin hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum……
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.
================================
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.
dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.
khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna
bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega
================================
Girl friends are like mobile phone,
whenever you want happiness just check inbox,
whenever u want to cry check out box,
and whenever u want to enjoyment just
plug in your charger and enjoy.
================================
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,
Husband:please slow down the speed of car.
Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..
Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur
correct Age 55 in case of axident;
Ohh Haaahaaahahaha
================================
SMS-1
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
================================
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss
to your girlfriend. Just call me
and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.
================================
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar
rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se
chipki thi or 2 phone se...
================================
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
================================
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek
naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo
hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar
lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
================================
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
================================
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss
to your girlfriend. Just call me
and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.
================================
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar
rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se
chipki thi or 2 phone se...
================================
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
================================
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek
naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo
hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar
lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
================================
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