Hmari dosti

In aankhon se sapne churaya na kro.
Hmari dosti ko tum ajmaya na karo,
Tumhare 1 sms k badle me 100 call kar du,
Bus phone uthaya na karo!

Hamare jaisa dost

Hamare jaisa dost kaha milta hai,
Jo har roz aapko yaad karta hai,
Aapka Reply aaye ya naa aaye Dosto
Lekin wo roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai

Taras jaoge

Taras jaoge 1ada k liye,
behak jaoge 1nazar k liye,
na karo dosti me bewafai kabi,
warna zindgi bhar tarsoge kisi ki wafa k liye

Subah ka ujala

Subah ka ujala sada sath ho
hr din hr pal apke liye khas ho
dil se dua nikalti h apke liye
sari khusiya bas apke hi pas ho

MEIN HOON NAA

For Heart beat U need a Heart
For a Heart U need Love
For Love U need Happiness
For Happiness U need a Friend
For friend "MEIN HOON NAA"

Chor Chori Kar Ke

Chor Chori Kar Ke Ja Raha Tha Ki
Bache Ki Ankhh Khul Gayi
Bacha-Mera School Bag Bhi Le Ja Kamine
Warna Shor macha dunga.

Kab tak teri judai

Kab tak teri judai k sadme uthau me
Tu kuch aisa suluk kar k tujhko bhul jau me
Dil mera najuk h ay sangdil
Na or tadpa ke tut k bikhr jau me

Khoon jalta he

Raat ho
to MOON jalta ha
Garmiyo me
JULY or JUNE Jalta he
Pyaar ho jay to
CHAIN or SUKUN jalta he
or
Aap jesa kanjus ho
to Khoon jalta he

Dr.Sahab

Pappu- Dr.Sahab! Aapko Tanke Lagane Aate Hain?
Dr.- Han Ji! Batao Kahan Lagane Hai.
Pappu- Ye Loji Chappal Pe Laga do.

birthday

Sardar went for an interview,
question was when is ur birthday?
Sardar-19th january
Interviewer-which year
Sardar-Nonsense,Every Year

Happy Dipawali

Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
Sahyog Mile Apno Se
Khusiya Mile Jag Se
Doulat Mile Rub Se
Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se

Wish U A
"Happy Dipawali"

Har Khushi

H : Har Khushi
A : Aapke
P : Pass
P : Pohche
Y : Yeh
D : Dil Se
I : Is Diwali Ke
W : Waqt
A : Apke
L : Liye
I : Ishwar prathna

Won Laottery

Santa Won Laottery Worth Rs20cr

Dealer Gave Him 12cr After
Deducting Tax

Sardr:Oye Dealer,Ya Muje Pure 20cr Dede
Ya Mere 20rs wapas Karde

Ummido Ki Shama Dil Me

Ummido Ki Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana,
Is Jaha Se Alag Duniya Mat Basana
Aaj Bus Mood Me The To Sms Kar Diye
Par Roz Intezar Me Ummid Mat Lagana

On Dhanteras Occasion

On Dhanteras Occasion
Wishing you Wealth, Good Health,
Happiness and Prosperity
Dhanteras Wishes...
Have a Lovely Day...
Happy Diwali.

Yaado se judke

Yaado se judke yaad aate ho aap,
yaad akar yaadgar ban jate ho aap
yaado hi yaado me sama jate ho aap
kyu yaadko bhi yaad bana jate ho aap.

Biwi ko Apni palko

Biwi ko Apni palko p bitha Lo
de k Kushi uske sare gam Chura lo
Pyar aisa karo k sub dekte re jye
padosn b khe Mujhe apni Biwi bna Lo

Your dreams

MOON
has come 2 colour
your dreams,
STARS
2 make them
musical and my
SMS
2 give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep....

Gud Nite.

Koi yaad,koi baat

Koi yaad,koi baat,koi raaz ho tum
Meri sans,meri soch meri aas ho tum
Ankho k pass nahi na sahi
Han magar dil k bahot paas ho tum...

Ye zindgi ka safar

Ye zindgi ka safar
khatam kab hoga,
Dukho ka ye sailab kum
kab hoga,
Thak chuke hai hum
tanha safar me
jeet lu har bazi Ye
mumkin kab..

Meri biwi bahut pareshan

Banta ek Sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi
bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upay batao."
Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota
to main sadhu kyun banta.

Smile is a cooling system

Smile is a cooling system of heart
Sparkling system of eyes
Lighting system of face
Relaxing system of mind
So,activate all system
SMILE..