Faida hoga

Mareez Doctor Se:
Main ek Month se Rs.50 ki Roz Dawa Khaa Raha hun.
Lekin Mujhe koi Faida Nahi huva.
Doctor: Acha to Kal Se Rs.40 ki Dawai Donga.
Jis se Aapko Roz 10 Rupay ka Faida hoga.

wait that is time

U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life

Happy Slow Arrival

The taste of Oranges
The walk in Frost
The Golden sunlight
The beauty of Autumn colors
The magic of wet red leaves…
“Happy Slow Arrival of Winter”

Best wishes to

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding

jaisa koi dost mile

Jo chij mang k mile wo mannat he
chah kr mile woh chahat
pas ho wo amanat he
dilse mile vo rehmat he
pr ap jaisa koi dost mile vo KISMAT he

This Love is Love

This Love is Love the Love best
Love way Love to Love say Love
u Love that Love I Love Miss Love U Love,
read it again widout word Love.

kyunki tu BANTA

Banta to santa:tu hamesha mujhe
bewakuf kyun banata hai?
Santa: kyunki tu BANTA hai..

Bhul Jata hai

Har Roz koi Khawab Tut Jata hai
Har Roz koi Apna Ruth Jata hai
Na Jane Meri Kismat me Kya hai
Jise Yaad Karta hu wo hi Mujhe
Bhul Jata hai

Happy Birthday

This msg has No Faaaat
No chlstrol and No Addictive
ths is al natural except,
with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the U.
Happy Birthday

Everywhere

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Aapka Hi Savera

Mere Dil Mein Aapki Sirf Soorat Basi Hai,
Dhadkanon Mein Meri Aapka Hi Basera Hai,
Zindagi Ka Har Lamha Aapke Naam Hai Ab,
Aapki Sham Hai Aur Aapka Hi Savera Ha

Like u

Life is a long travel
On the way
v meet many persons
bt,some one lives in our heart forever.
without our permission
like u.

Nazar Na Lage

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage
Koi Achha Bhi Is Kadar Na Lage
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage

True Love

True Love is:
When u Truly care for some1
You don't find Faults & Mistakes
Instead you Correct their Mistakes
& Accept their Faults.

Bacha Letaa

Sonu- Kal Mene Ek Bus Ke Piche
Bhagkar Ticket Ke 20Rs. Bachaye
Monu- Abe Gadhe..
Taxi Ke Piche Bhagta To 100Rs.
Bacha Letaa

Zayada Khubsurat

Phool Insanose Zayada Khubsurat hote he,
Lakin Khuch Insaan Pholon se Zayada
Khubsurat hote he,
Jaise k Aap,
Mujhe hi dekhalo...

Have a nice Day

Life is 1way road
Where U can see back but,
So don’t miss anything
Enjoy Every Second of Life.
Have a nice Day.

Din badal jata hai

What’s the similarity between
Marriage & 11:59 pm?



Simple!

Dono k baad 12:00 bajte hai or
din badal jata hai...

Naseeb valo ko

jo aasani se mile vo hai Gum.
jo Mushkil se mile vo hai Rum.
jo kisi me mile vo hai Dum.
jo naseeb valo ko mile vo hai 'Hum'.

Dusra Tajmahal

Dusra Tajmahal ban jayega,
Bharat-Pakistan ek ho jayega,
Insaan Chand par rehne jayega,
Par..
Aapke sMs ka mahurat kab aayega..???

SMILE

Hum Aapke Account Me Add Kar Rahe Hain.
Dosti
JAAN
PYAR
KAMYAABI
KHUSHI
HANSI
Jis Ka Pin Code Hai Sirf
Aapki Pyaari Si.
==SMILE==

Din bit jate hai

Din bit jate hai suhani yaade chodkar,
baate reh jati hai ek kahani bankar,
lekin dost to hamesha dil me rahenge,
aakhon ka pani bankar..

Hamari Khamoshi

Hamari Khamoshi Hamari Fitrat Hai,
Aapki Ankhe Hamari Chahat Hai,
Yeh Zindagi Jo Itani Khubhasurat Hai,
Uski Wajah To Bas Aap Ki Muskhurahat Hai

friendship has no end

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Triangle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our
friendship has no end

Roz Koi Khwab

Roz Koi Khwab Tut Jata Hai
Har Roz Koi Apna Ruth Jata Hai
Na Jane Meri Kismat Me Kya Hai
Jise Mai Yad Karta Hu
Wo Muze Hi Bhul Jata Hai..

Being near

Being near is not the meaning of being dear
Friends may b far from u but messages are
bridges to make u feel that u r always REMEMBERED
G9t

When you pray

When you pray for others,
God listen to you and blesses them.
And sometimes when u are safe & happy
remember that someone has prayed for u!

Mere Dil Mein Aapki

Mere Dil Mein Aapki Sirf Soorat Basi Hai,
Dhadkanon Mein Meri Aapka Hi Basera Hai,
Zindagi Ka Har Lamha Aapke Naam Hai Ab,
Aapki Sham Hai Aur Aapka Hi Savera Ha

Feel best

Feel gud wen sum1 says miss u.
Feel bettr wen sum1 luvs u.
Bt feel best whn sum1 says i nvr frget

Dont Forget Me

Life Say Enjoy Me
Time Say Use Me
LOVE Say Feel Me
Frndship Say Trust Me &
I Say Dont Forget Me.

Have a great sunday

Happiness is not something
you postpone for the future,
it is something you design
for the present. Have a great sunday.

Alvida na khena.

AAPKI yado K bina 1 PAL nhi RAHENA
Apse Door RAHENE ka DARD nhi SAHENA
Apko SIRF 1 LAFZ me h khena
MUJHE apne DIL se Kabhi Alvida na khena.

Jaise k aap. . .

1 khubsurti
1 Tajagi
1 Dosti
1 Sapana
1 Apna
1 Aas
1 Ehasas
1 Rishta
1 Vishwas
kuch door kuch pass
kuch log bahut khas
jaise k aap. . . . .

DOST KA MATLAB

DOST KA MATLAB
D = door rahkar bhi jo pass ho
O = ouro se jyada khas ho
S = sabse pyara jiska ahsas ho
T = takdir ko jiski talash ho

Very clear

Phone mt kiya karo dear,
Mom hoti he near,
Papa se lagta he fear,
Bat nhi hoti he clear,
Isliye SMS kiya kro dear,
Without fear n very clear

Dosti karoge bindas

PYAAR KAROGE pareshan Rahoge ,
SHADI KAROGE sharabi banoge,
Divorce doge Devdas banoge,
HUMSE dosti karoge bindas rahoge..

SmS padna mushkil

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SmS padna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.
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Mobile ulta karke Pado, ...
Gn

Aaj party kis khusi me

Banta: aaj party kis khusi me?
Santa: meri scooter kho gayi
Banta: to?
Santa: shukar mano mai us par nahi baita tha
warna mai b gum ho ja..

Apka miss Call

Apka 1miss Call 1Din ki Khushi
Apka 1sms 1week ki Khushi
Apka 1call 1Month ki Khushi
Apki 1Mulaqat 1Sal ki Khushi
Aapki yaden Zindagi ki Khushi

Hum Dil Ko Todna

Hum Dil Ko Todna Nahin Jaante
Zakham Kisi ko Dena Nahin Jaante
Hume Bhulane Ki Koshish Na Karna
Kyonki Hum Aapke Bina Jeena Nahi Jaante.

Aaj main hosh me hun

Wife:Jab tum DESI pite ho PARO kehte ho
Jab Whisky pite ho DARLING kehte ho
Aaj kya piya Jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho?
Santa:Aaj main hosh me hun..

Tum Jakas

Tum Jakas!
Tum Cute!
Tum Great!
Tum Famous!
Tum Cool!
Tum Intelligent!
Tum Star!
Tum Stylish!


Ban Sakte Ho
Agar Mujhe Follow Karo To.

Meri zindagi

Meri zindagi teri zindagi me rahe
zindagi ki khusiya teri baho me rahe
tere labo pe rahe meri muskurahat
aur tere aansu meri nigaho me rahe.

SWEET msg

(EHSAAS)
Aap ki duri ka.
(YAQEEN)
Aap ki baton ka.
(KADR)
Aap ke naam ki.
(FAKR)
Aap se dosti ka
(INTEZAR)
Aap ke SWEET msg ka....

CHEERS

"Daru"se NASHA badhta hai,
NASHE se junun,
JUNUN se mehnat,
MEHNAT se paisa,
PAISE se izzat.isliye IZZAT pane ke liye,
"daru"peena bahut zaruri hai!
CHEERS.

Pal k liye

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal k liye
Dur rehkr bi karib ho hr pal k liye
Kaise yad na aye aapki ek pal k liye
Jab dil me ho aap hrpal k liye

Palke To Ankho Ki

Palke To Ankho Ki Hifazt Hoti Hai
Dhadkn To Dil Ki Amant Hoti Hai
Ye Pyar Ka Rista Bhi Bda Pyara Hai
Kabhi Chaht To Kbhi Sikayt Hoti Hai