Holi par sabhi

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se
milkar ek rang,
apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi

Happy Holi

Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty
& fragrance You have made my life so beautiful by being in it.
On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna
say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life.
Happy Holi

Doobi Jaha Pani Bhi Kam Tha

hame To Dosto Ne Dhoka Dia
Dushmano Me Kaha Dam Tha
Meri Kishti Waha Doobi Jaha Pani Bhi Kam Tha !!!!!!

Wonderful Holi

Bright colors, water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi

Step by step the

Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!

Jawani aur Budhape

Teacher:Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?

Student:Jawani me mobile me"HASEENO"
ke numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me "HAKEEMO" ke..
GM

Thoda socha

Thoda socha he hmne,
thoda jana he hmne,
Mushkil se mgr pehchana he hmne,
Koi ap jesa n tha n hoga,
isliye apni JAAN apko mana he hmne

Train me yaar raat

papu-Train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,
Upar ki seat mili thi
Dipu-To exchange krna tha
papu-Kise karta?Neche ki seat pe koi nahi tha..

Mai School Se

Pota-Dadaji, Kya Aap Badam Khate Ho
Dadaji-Nahi, Mere To Daant Hi Nahi Hai
Pota-Fir Thik Hai, Isse Aap Rakhiye,
Mai School Se Aa Ke Le lunga

Tere B Gin Liye The

Tom- Main tere 64 k 64 Daant Tod Dunga
1 aadmi Bola- Daant to 32 Hote hai
Tom-Mujhe Pata tha tu bich me Bolega
Tere B Gin Liye The

Sitaara Aapke Liye

Har Ek Tohfa Aapke Liye,
Hawaa Ka Har Jhonka Aapke Liye,
Chaand Ek Hi Hai Isliye La Nahin Sakta,
Par Aasmaan Ka Har Ek Sitaara Aapke Liye.

Zarurat hi nai

Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki

Duniya me kabhi kisi

Duniya me kabhi kisi achhe insan
ko talash mat karo,
khud achhe ban jao
Ho sakta he ki aapke is kaam se
kisi aur ki talash khatam

Aaj School Se

Maa-Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kese Aa Gye
Santa-Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi
Maa-Aisa Q?
Santa-Machar Teacher K Gaal Pr Betha Tha

If you take

If you take responsibility for yourself,
you will develop a hunger to
accomplish your dreams.
Have a great day.

Chal Race lagate

SANTA:chal Race lagate hE jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega
BANTA:thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pta
SaNTa:Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna
BANTA:ThanX yaar

People are not

"People are not DIFFICULT.
People are DIFFERENT."
If we understand this,
we can save many Relationships in Life...
Good morning...

Aisi Kismat Likha

Aisi Kismat Likha kar laye hai
Ki dur tak Gardiso k saye hai
Jakham dena to yaha kanto ki Fitrat hai
Humne to phulo se b Jakham paye hai

Intelligent

Intelligent Santa-
Santa:Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?
Man:1 rs
Santa:60ps Me Dega?
Man:60ps Me Sirf Chhilka Dunga.
Santa:Le 40ps,Sirf Kela DE.

Every sunset brings

Every sunset brings d promise of new DAWN,
so every failure promises 4 a grand SUCCESS.
So lets complete d uncompleted DREAMS ...
Gud nite.

Us paar hi sahi

Us paar hi sahi,kinara to hai
Tim Timata hi sahi,koi Sitara to hai
Ho jati hai Tasalli,Apko yaad karne se hi
Dur hi sahi,koi hamara to ha

Har ansu me koi

Har ansu me koi bat hogi,
Hr dard ke piche
kisiki yad hogi,
aap Hame yad rakho ya bhul jao,
lekin apki Har khushi ke piche
hamari fariyad hogi.

Chal Race lagate

SNTA: chal Race lagate hE jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega
BNTA: thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pta
SaNT: Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna
BANTA:ThanX yar

Phir Na Simtegi

Phir Na Simtegi Agr Chahat Bikhar Jayegi
Zindgi Zulf Nhi Jo Sanwar Jayegi
Jo Khusi De Tham Lo Uska Daman
Zindgi Ro K Nahi Has K Guzar Jaygi

Bill Ka Sun K

1 baar pappu Ki pent Phat Gai,

Mochi Se Silwane K Baad Bill Ka Pocha

Mochi:250
pappu:Yeh Lo 500
Mochi: wo Kyun?

Pappu:Bill Ka Sun K Phir Phat gai hai..

Happy Anniversary

We"ve had our ups and downs,
This we both know,
Through it all our love Still managed
to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,
But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary

Love & time

Love & time,those are the only two things
in all the world & all of life that cannot
be bought only spent.
Have a great day.

Dive into

Dive into My Eyes
And You Will Find an Ocean of Love
& in it a Boat Waiting for You
For a Non Stop Journey into the Care
Of My Heart..!
G9t

Kabi Bhi Kamyabi

Kabi Bhi Kamyabi Ko Dimag Me
Or
Nakami ko DiL Me Jagah N Dena
Qki
Kamyabi DimaG Me GHAMAND
Or
Nakami DiLMe Mayusi Paida Kar Deti Hai

Par dosti me pya

Dost ka pyar dua se kam nhi hota,
wo chahe dur bhi ho per gam nhi hota,
pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati he,
par dosti me pyar kbhi kam nhi hota.

Aaj tere cell pe

Santa:
Aaj tere cell pe bade
I L0vE U
ke msg aa rahe he
Kya baat he?
Banta:
O kuch nahi Ji
Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na

Mera Yaar Aaya he

Golu To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya he Chai to Bana Do
Wife-Mai Nahi Bana Rahi
GOLU -Bana De,
Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga