fir kya kiya?

Santa: mere padoshi ka baccha gum ho gaya.
Banta: fir kya kiya?
Santa:maine kaha google pe search karlo,
mil jaye to download kar lena.

Interview mein pucha

Interview mein pucha gaya
Aapko kitne saalon ka tajurba hai ?
Santa: "Sir, maine saalon ko to 'Try' nahin kiya,
par mujhe 3 saliyon ka tajurba zarur hai.

Kya bharosa

Kya bharosa He zindigi ka,

Insan bulbula He pani ka,

Ji rahe h kapde "badal-badal" kar,

Ek din ek kapde me le jayenge log kandhe
"badal-badal" ker.

Kuch khubsurat

Kuch khubsurat sath chuta nahi karte,
Waqt ke sath lamhe rutha nhi karte,
Milte hai kuch dost aise zindagi me,
Jinse naate kabhi tuta nahi karte.

Smile is cooling

Smile is cooling system of heart
Sparkaling system of eyes
lighting system of face
relaxing system of mind
so activate u r all system & keep smiling.

Gam ke sagar

Gam ke sagar mein dub na jana
raho ke chalk e manzil na pao to tut na jana
zindagi me kabhi dost ki kami mehsus ho to
abhi hum zinda hai yeh bhul mat jana.