KISMAT

Jo chij mang k mile wo mannat he
chah kr mile woh chahat
pas ho wo amanat he
dilse mile vo rehmat he
pr ap jaisa koi dost mile vo KISMAT

Something special

Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special.

Pyaar matkar

Pyaar-Dukho ka Bazaar
Premi-Dukho ka kharidaar
Premika-Dukho ki dukandaar
Maa Baap-Bich ki dewaar
Behan-Salahkar
Bhai-Pitne ko taiyar
Isliye
Pyaar matkar yaar.

Pyar se hame

Pyar se hame koi gila nahi.
kyoki pyar hame kbhi mila nahi,
Humne to ki hai umr bhar bas Dosti,
Kyoki dosto se Ziyada pyar karne wala hame Aajtak koi mila nahi.

Dosti Me Azmaish

Dosti Me Azmaish Nhi Hoti,
Pyar Me Farmaish Nhi Hoti..
Shayad Koi Pyr Bhara Dl Tuta hoga,
Vrna November Me Kbhi Barish Nhi Hoti..

Tum waqt ki bat

Tum waqt ki bat karate ho
Waqt to guzar jata hai
Do pal ki hai zindagi yahan
Par jina kise aata hai

Na Jine Ki Khusi

Na Jine Ki Khusi Na Mrne Ka Gam,
Gam He To Use Na Milne Ka Gam,
Jite He Is Aas Pr Kbi Wo Hmse Mil Jynge,
Marte Nhi Isliye Ki Wo Akele Reh Jynge

Kanjus

1 kanjus 14th floor se niche gir gya
girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki
pe biwi ko roti banate dekha to zor se
chillaya...
meri mat bnana

Patjhad me Bahar

Patjhad me Bahar leker ayenge
Kanton se phool leker ayenge
Agar aap Bulao Pyar se toh
Zindgi se Saanse udhar leke ayenge.

Kuch log yado

kuch log yado ko dil ki
tasvir banate he
dosto ki yado me mehfil
sajate he
hum thode alag he jo kisiko
yaad aane se pehle apni
yad dilate he

Smile Deni Hai

Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant Lana
Pota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nhi Bani Hai
Dada-Oy Roti Ko Mar Goli Yar
Samnewali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni Hai..!

Sorry

Ladka-Sorry. Me Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta,
Gharwale Mana Kar Rahe Hai
Ladki- Kaun Kaun Hai Ghar Me.?
Ladka- 1 Biwi or 3 Bacche.

Limit

Road has Speed Limit
Bank has Money Limit
Exam has Time Limit
Building has Height Limit.
But Thinking has No Limit. So
Think Big,Think Best.

Phool se mehak

phool se mehak ko mitya nahi jata,
suraj se kiran ko hatya nahi jata,
Dosti mai doori kitni bhi ho,
aap jaise dost ko bhuliya nahi jata

I have lots of jokes

I have lots of jokes,
But I can't send all to u,
So I'm sending u just 1 joke
"U R so sweet"

Bewakuf kyun banata hai

Banta:tu hamesha mujhe
bewakuf kyun banata hai?
Santa: kyunki tu BANTA hai..

Utra Tha Chaand

Utra Tha Chaand Humare Aangan Me,
Par Sitaaron Ko Gawaara Na Tha,
Sitaaron Se Bhi Bagaawat Kar Lete,
Par Kya Kare Chaand Humaara Na Tha !

Payar mat karna

zindagi me payar mat karna
ho jai to inkar mat karna
nibha sako to chalna usi ki rah par
warna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karna

Arz kiya he

Arz kiya he
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja
Wah wah
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja
Wah wah
Aakhir insaniyat bhi to ek 'cheese' he

Har Khushi Me

Har Khushi Me kuch n Kuch Kami Rahegi
Ankhein Thodi Shabnami Rahegi
Zindgi Ko Aap Kitna Bhi Sanwariye
Bin Hamare Koi Na Koi Kami Rahegi..