7pm to 10pm

Shadi me Sonu Bahut Der se khana kha Rha tha.
Kisi ne pucha KB tak khaoge
Sonu:Mai to khud kha-kha K Dukhi hu,
Par Kya Kru,card me Likha tha
DiNNER:7pm to 10pm.

Kanjoos itna ki

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har SMS bhejne se pehle..
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar ke puche..
Beta, sach me bhejna hai ya galti se send ho gaya hai..?

Aisa kon sa msg hai

Santa: Aaj mujhe ajeeb sa msg aya fir mera cell switch of ho gya.
Banta : Aisa kon sa msg hai?
Santa: Batery low.
Banta: mujko send kar.. Sabko darayenge...

fir kya kiya?

Santa: mere padoshi ka baccha gum ho gaya.
Banta: fir kya kiya?
Santa:maine kaha google pe search karlo,
mil jaye to download kar lena.

Interview mein pucha

Interview mein pucha gaya
Aapko kitne saalon ka tajurba hai ?
Santa: "Sir, maine saalon ko to 'Try' nahin kiya,
par mujhe 3 saliyon ka tajurba zarur hai.

Smile is cooling

Smile is cooling system of heart
Sparkaling system of eyes
lighting system of face
relaxing system of mind
so activate u r all system & keep smiling.