TAPU=Bhagwan tu mujhe 100 Rs dega to 50 tujhe chadhaunga
Thodi dur pe usko 50 ka note mila.
TAPU=Prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi
PEHLE HI APNA HISSA KAAT LIYA?
Shadi me Sonu Bahut Der se khana kha Rha tha.
Kisi ne pucha KB tak khaoge
Sonu:Mai to khud kha-kha K Dukhi hu,
Par Kya Kru,card me Likha tha
DiNNER:7pm to 10pm.
Kuch khoye bina hamne paya hai.
Kuch mange bina hame mila hai.
Naaz he hame apni taqdeer par.
Jisne hame "AAP" jaise dost se milaya hai... thank you
~ Happy birthday yaar.
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har SMS bhejne se pehle..
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar ke puche..
Beta, sach me bhejna hai ya galti se send ho gaya hai..?
Santa: Aaj mujhe ajeeb sa msg aya fir mera cell switch of ho gya.
Banta : Aisa kon sa msg hai?
Santa: Batery low.
Banta: mujko send kar.. Sabko darayenge...
Interview mein pucha gaya
Aapko kitne saalon ka tajurba hai ?
Santa: "Sir, maine saalon ko to 'Try' nahin kiya,
par mujhe 3 saliyon ka tajurba zarur hai.
Gam ke sagar mein dub na jana
raho ke chalk e manzil na pao to tut na jana
zindagi me kabhi dost ki kami mehsus ho to
abhi hum zinda hai yeh bhul mat jana.