Jab main Gana Gati

Wife:-Jab main Gana Gati
hu to Aap Balcony me
kyu chale Jate ho..
Husband:-Taki Muhalle
wale ye na samjhe ki Mai
Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu...

Yad Karte He Yado Ko

Yad Karte He Yado Ko
Yado Se Ji Bhar Jata He.
Pahle Sath Bethkar Khub
Baate Kiya Karte The.
Ab Un Yado K Sahare
Waqt Beet Jata He.

Ye zindgi ka safar

Ye zindgi ka safar
khatam kab hoga,
Dukho ka ye sailab kum
kab hoga,
Thak chuke hai hum
tanha safar me
jeet lu har bazi Ye
mumkin kab,

Kaash Hum bhi SMS hote

Kaash Hum bhi SMS hote,
Ek click mein tumhare pass hote,
Bhale tum hamein delet kar dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye to
Hum tumhare Saath hote..

kasme khai he

Aaj maine 2 kasme khai he...



1- Parai ladki pe najar nahi dalunga..


2- Kisi ladki ko parai nahi samjunga..

Do you know English

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell me what is the
opposite of Naag Panchami?
Banta: So simple Naag do not punch me.

Ful Khil Kr Udas Hai

Ful Khil Kr Udas Hai
Samandar Ko Aj Pani Ki Pyas Hai
1Bar Aap Muskura Do
Q K Hmko Duniya Ki Sabse
Khofnaak Muskurahat Ki Talash Hai.

Was Walking Thru D Forest

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilay

Dil Ki Gehrayi Na

Dil Ki Gehrayi Na Koi Naap paya,
Iss Dil Me Chupha Raaz Na Koi Jan Paya,
Kaise Kahe Hum Kisi Ko Apna,
Jo Apna Ho Kar Bhi Apna Na Ho Paya!

Jab humko unse

Jab humko unse Mohabt thi,
Unhe hmari Mohbt pe shak tha,
Jab unhe ehsaas hua hamari Mohbat ka,
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha..