Meri biwi bahut pareshan

Banta ek Sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi
bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upay batao."
Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota
to main sadhu kyun banta.

Smile is a cooling system

Smile is a cooling system of heart
Sparkling system of eyes
Lighting system of face
Relaxing system of mind
So,activate all system
SMILE..

Ek khobsoorti

Ek khobsoorti
Ek tazgi
Ek dosti
Ek narazgi
Ek sapna
Ek aash
Ek rishta
Ek ahsas
Ek dost Kuch khaas
Jaise ki Aap...

Jab hame unse mohobbat

Jab hame unse mohobbat thi
tab unhe hamari mohobbat par shak tha..
jab unhe yakin huva
tab hum par kisi aur ka huq tha..

Jab main Gana Gati

Wife:-Jab main Gana Gati
hu to Aap Balcony me
kyu chale Jate ho..
Husband:-Taki Muhalle
wale ye na samjhe ki Mai
Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu...

Yad Karte He Yado Ko

Yad Karte He Yado Ko
Yado Se Ji Bhar Jata He.
Pahle Sath Bethkar Khub
Baate Kiya Karte The.
Ab Un Yado K Sahare
Waqt Beet Jata He.

Ye zindgi ka safar

Ye zindgi ka safar
khatam kab hoga,
Dukho ka ye sailab kum
kab hoga,
Thak chuke hai hum
tanha safar me
jeet lu har bazi Ye
mumkin kab,

Kaash Hum bhi SMS hote

Kaash Hum bhi SMS hote,
Ek click mein tumhare pass hote,
Bhale tum hamein delet kar dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye to
Hum tumhare Saath hote..

kasme khai he

Aaj maine 2 kasme khai he...



1- Parai ladki pe najar nahi dalunga..


2- Kisi ladki ko parai nahi samjunga..

Do you know English

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell me what is the
opposite of Naag Panchami?
Banta: So simple Naag do not punch me.