Smile Deni Hai

Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant Lana
Pota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nhi Bani Hai
Dada-Oy Roti Ko Mar Goli Yar
Samnewali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni Hai..!

Sorry

Ladka-Sorry. Me Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta,
Gharwale Mana Kar Rahe Hai
Ladki- Kaun Kaun Hai Ghar Me.?
Ladka- 1 Biwi or 3 Bacche.

Limit

Road has Speed Limit
Bank has Money Limit
Exam has Time Limit
Building has Height Limit.
But Thinking has No Limit. So
Think Big,Think Best.

Phool se mehak

phool se mehak ko mitya nahi jata,
suraj se kiran ko hatya nahi jata,
Dosti mai doori kitni bhi ho,
aap jaise dost ko bhuliya nahi jata

I have lots of jokes

I have lots of jokes,
But I can't send all to u,
So I'm sending u just 1 joke
"U R so sweet"

Bewakuf kyun banata hai

Banta:tu hamesha mujhe
bewakuf kyun banata hai?
Santa: kyunki tu BANTA hai..

Utra Tha Chaand

Utra Tha Chaand Humare Aangan Me,
Par Sitaaron Ko Gawaara Na Tha,
Sitaaron Se Bhi Bagaawat Kar Lete,
Par Kya Kare Chaand Humaara Na Tha !

Payar mat karna

zindagi me payar mat karna
ho jai to inkar mat karna
nibha sako to chalna usi ki rah par
warna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karna

Arz kiya he

Arz kiya he
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja
Wah wah
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja
Wah wah
Aakhir insaniyat bhi to ek 'cheese' he

Har Khushi Me

Har Khushi Me kuch n Kuch Kami Rahegi
Ankhein Thodi Shabnami Rahegi
Zindgi Ko Aap Kitna Bhi Sanwariye
Bin Hamare Koi Na Koi Kami Rahegi..