Chal Race lagate

SNTA: chal Race lagate hE jo hara wo 1000 Rs dega
BNTA: thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pta
SaNT: Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna
BANTA:ThanX yar

Phir Na Simtegi

Phir Na Simtegi Agr Chahat Bikhar Jayegi
Zindgi Zulf Nhi Jo Sanwar Jayegi
Jo Khusi De Tham Lo Uska Daman
Zindgi Ro K Nahi Has K Guzar Jaygi

Bill Ka Sun K

1 baar pappu Ki pent Phat Gai,

Mochi Se Silwane K Baad Bill Ka Pocha

Mochi:250
pappu:Yeh Lo 500
Mochi: wo Kyun?

Pappu:Bill Ka Sun K Phir Phat gai hai..

Happy Anniversary

We"ve had our ups and downs,
This we both know,
Through it all our love Still managed
to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,
But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary

Love & time

Love & time,those are the only two things
in all the world & all of life that cannot
be bought only spent.
Have a great day.

Dive into

Dive into My Eyes
And You Will Find an Ocean of Love
& in it a Boat Waiting for You
For a Non Stop Journey into the Care
Of My Heart..!
G9t

Kabi Bhi Kamyabi

Kabi Bhi Kamyabi Ko Dimag Me
Or
Nakami ko DiL Me Jagah N Dena
Qki
Kamyabi DimaG Me GHAMAND
Or
Nakami DiLMe Mayusi Paida Kar Deti Hai

Par dosti me pya

Dost ka pyar dua se kam nhi hota,
wo chahe dur bhi ho per gam nhi hota,
pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati he,
par dosti me pyar kbhi kam nhi hota.

Aaj tere cell pe

Santa:
Aaj tere cell pe bade
I L0vE U
ke msg aa rahe he
Kya baat he?
Banta:
O kuch nahi Ji
Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na

Mera Yaar Aaya he

Golu To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya he Chai to Bana Do
Wife-Mai Nahi Bana Rahi
GOLU -Bana De,
Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga