Aisa kon sa msg hai

Santa: Aaj mujhe ajeeb sa msg aya fir mera cell switch of ho gya.
Banta : Aisa kon sa msg hai?
Santa: Batery low.
Banta: mujko send kar.. Sabko darayenge...

teri yaadon ko

Khwabo me tere khoya hai koi,
taswir dekhte hi roya hai koi,
naa ho yakeen to aana meri kabar par,
teri yaadon ko lekar soya hai koi.

fir kya kiya?

Santa: mere padoshi ka baccha gum ho gaya.
Banta: fir kya kiya?
Santa:maine kaha google pe search karlo,
mil jaye to download kar lena.

Interview mein pucha

Interview mein pucha gaya
Aapko kitne saalon ka tajurba hai ?
Santa: "Sir, maine saalon ko to 'Try' nahin kiya,
par mujhe 3 saliyon ka tajurba zarur hai.

Kya bharosa

Kya bharosa He zindigi ka,

Insan bulbula He pani ka,

Ji rahe h kapde "badal-badal" kar,

Ek din ek kapde me le jayenge log kandhe
"badal-badal" ker.

Kuch khubsurat

Kuch khubsurat sath chuta nahi karte,
Waqt ke sath lamhe rutha nhi karte,
Milte hai kuch dost aise zindagi me,
Jinse naate kabhi tuta nahi karte.

Smile is cooling

Smile is cooling system of heart
Sparkaling system of eyes
lighting system of face
relaxing system of mind
so activate u r all system & keep smiling.

Gam ke sagar

Gam ke sagar mein dub na jana
raho ke chalk e manzil na pao to tut na jana
zindagi me kabhi dost ki kami mehsus ho to
abhi hum zinda hai yeh bhul mat jana.

Luck decides

Luck decides whom u meet in u r life
u r heart decide whom u want in
u r life but it is destiny
that who gets to stay with u in u r life.

Jo kal tha

Jo kal tha usse bhulkar to dekho
jo aaj he usse jikar to dekho
aane wala pal khud hi savar jayenge
bas zindagi ko pyaar se jikar to dekho.