Faida hoga

Mareez Doctor Se:
Main ek Month se Rs.50 ki Roz Dawa Khaa Raha hun.
Lekin Mujhe koi Faida Nahi huva.
Doctor: Acha to Kal Se Rs.40 ki Dawai Donga.
Jis se Aapko Roz 10 Rupay ka Faida hoga.

wait that is time

U want and u get
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life

Happy Slow Arrival

The taste of Oranges
The walk in Frost
The Golden sunlight
The beauty of Autumn colors
The magic of wet red leaves…
“Happy Slow Arrival of Winter”

Best wishes to

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding

jaisa koi dost mile

Jo chij mang k mile wo mannat he
chah kr mile woh chahat
pas ho wo amanat he
dilse mile vo rehmat he
pr ap jaisa koi dost mile vo KISMAT he

This Love is Love

This Love is Love the Love best
Love way Love to Love say Love
u Love that Love I Love Miss Love U Love,
read it again widout word Love.

kyunki tu BANTA

Banta to santa:tu hamesha mujhe
bewakuf kyun banata hai?
Santa: kyunki tu BANTA hai..

Bhul Jata hai

Har Roz koi Khawab Tut Jata hai
Har Roz koi Apna Ruth Jata hai
Na Jane Meri Kismat me Kya hai
Jise Yaad Karta hu wo hi Mujhe
Bhul Jata hai

Happy Birthday

This msg has No Faaaat
No chlstrol and No Addictive
ths is al natural except,
with a lot of sugar.
But it can never be as sweet as the U.
Happy Birthday

Everywhere

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Aapka Hi Savera

Mere Dil Mein Aapki Sirf Soorat Basi Hai,
Dhadkanon Mein Meri Aapka Hi Basera Hai,
Zindagi Ka Har Lamha Aapke Naam Hai Ab,
Aapki Sham Hai Aur Aapka Hi Savera Ha

Like u

Life is a long travel
On the way
v meet many persons
bt,some one lives in our heart forever.
without our permission
like u.

Nazar Na Lage

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage
Koi Achha Bhi Is Kadar Na Lage
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage

True Love

True Love is:
When u Truly care for some1
You don't find Faults & Mistakes
Instead you Correct their Mistakes
& Accept their Faults.

Bacha Letaa

Sonu- Kal Mene Ek Bus Ke Piche
Bhagkar Ticket Ke 20Rs. Bachaye
Monu- Abe Gadhe..
Taxi Ke Piche Bhagta To 100Rs.
Bacha Letaa

Zayada Khubsurat

Phool Insanose Zayada Khubsurat hote he,
Lakin Khuch Insaan Pholon se Zayada
Khubsurat hote he,
Jaise k Aap,
Mujhe hi dekhalo...

Have a nice Day

Life is 1way road
Where U can see back but,
So don’t miss anything
Enjoy Every Second of Life.
Have a nice Day.

Din badal jata hai

What’s the similarity between
Marriage & 11:59 pm?



Simple!

Dono k baad 12:00 bajte hai or
din badal jata hai...

Naseeb valo ko

jo aasani se mile vo hai Gum.
jo Mushkil se mile vo hai Rum.
jo kisi me mile vo hai Dum.
jo naseeb valo ko mile vo hai 'Hum'.

Dusra Tajmahal

Dusra Tajmahal ban jayega,
Bharat-Pakistan ek ho jayega,
Insaan Chand par rehne jayega,
Par..
Aapke sMs ka mahurat kab aayega..???

SMILE

Hum Aapke Account Me Add Kar Rahe Hain.
Dosti
JAAN
PYAR
KAMYAABI
KHUSHI
HANSI
Jis Ka Pin Code Hai Sirf
Aapki Pyaari Si.
==SMILE==

Din bit jate hai

Din bit jate hai suhani yaade chodkar,
baate reh jati hai ek kahani bankar,
lekin dost to hamesha dil me rahenge,
aakhon ka pani bankar..

Hamari Khamoshi

Hamari Khamoshi Hamari Fitrat Hai,
Aapki Ankhe Hamari Chahat Hai,
Yeh Zindagi Jo Itani Khubhasurat Hai,
Uski Wajah To Bas Aap Ki Muskhurahat Hai

friendship has no end

Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Triangle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our
friendship has no end

Roz Koi Khwab

Roz Koi Khwab Tut Jata Hai
Har Roz Koi Apna Ruth Jata Hai
Na Jane Meri Kismat Me Kya Hai
Jise Mai Yad Karta Hu
Wo Muze Hi Bhul Jata Hai..

Being near

Being near is not the meaning of being dear
Friends may b far from u but messages are
bridges to make u feel that u r always REMEMBERED
G9t

When you pray

When you pray for others,
God listen to you and blesses them.
And sometimes when u are safe & happy
remember that someone has prayed for u!

Mere Dil Mein Aapki

Mere Dil Mein Aapki Sirf Soorat Basi Hai,
Dhadkanon Mein Meri Aapka Hi Basera Hai,
Zindagi Ka Har Lamha Aapke Naam Hai Ab,
Aapki Sham Hai Aur Aapka Hi Savera Ha

Feel best

Feel gud wen sum1 says miss u.
Feel bettr wen sum1 luvs u.
Bt feel best whn sum1 says i nvr frget

Dont Forget Me

Life Say Enjoy Me
Time Say Use Me
LOVE Say Feel Me
Frndship Say Trust Me &
I Say Dont Forget Me.

Have a great sunday

Happiness is not something
you postpone for the future,
it is something you design
for the present. Have a great sunday.

Alvida na khena.

AAPKI yado K bina 1 PAL nhi RAHENA
Apse Door RAHENE ka DARD nhi SAHENA
Apko SIRF 1 LAFZ me h khena
MUJHE apne DIL se Kabhi Alvida na khena.

Jaise k aap. . .

1 khubsurti
1 Tajagi
1 Dosti
1 Sapana
1 Apna
1 Aas
1 Ehasas
1 Rishta
1 Vishwas
kuch door kuch pass
kuch log bahut khas
jaise k aap. . . . .

DOST KA MATLAB

DOST KA MATLAB
D = door rahkar bhi jo pass ho
O = ouro se jyada khas ho
S = sabse pyara jiska ahsas ho
T = takdir ko jiski talash ho

Very clear

Phone mt kiya karo dear,
Mom hoti he near,
Papa se lagta he fear,
Bat nhi hoti he clear,
Isliye SMS kiya kro dear,
Without fear n very clear

Dosti karoge bindas

PYAAR KAROGE pareshan Rahoge ,
SHADI KAROGE sharabi banoge,
Divorce doge Devdas banoge,
HUMSE dosti karoge bindas rahoge..

SmS padna mushkil

n----ss!w----!
n----ss!w----!
n----ss!w----!
n----ss!w----!


SmS padna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.
.
..
...
....
.....
Mobile ulta karke Pado, ...
Gn

Aaj party kis khusi me

Banta: aaj party kis khusi me?
Santa: meri scooter kho gayi
Banta: to?
Santa: shukar mano mai us par nahi baita tha
warna mai b gum ho ja..

Apka miss Call

Apka 1miss Call 1Din ki Khushi
Apka 1sms 1week ki Khushi
Apka 1call 1Month ki Khushi
Apki 1Mulaqat 1Sal ki Khushi
Aapki yaden Zindagi ki Khushi

Hum Dil Ko Todna

Hum Dil Ko Todna Nahin Jaante
Zakham Kisi ko Dena Nahin Jaante
Hume Bhulane Ki Koshish Na Karna
Kyonki Hum Aapke Bina Jeena Nahi Jaante.

Aaj main hosh me hun

Wife:Jab tum DESI pite ho PARO kehte ho
Jab Whisky pite ho DARLING kehte ho
Aaj kya piya Jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho?
Santa:Aaj main hosh me hun..

Tum Jakas

Tum Jakas!
Tum Cute!
Tum Great!
Tum Famous!
Tum Cool!
Tum Intelligent!
Tum Star!
Tum Stylish!


Ban Sakte Ho
Agar Mujhe Follow Karo To.

Meri zindagi

Meri zindagi teri zindagi me rahe
zindagi ki khusiya teri baho me rahe
tere labo pe rahe meri muskurahat
aur tere aansu meri nigaho me rahe.

SWEET msg

(EHSAAS)
Aap ki duri ka.
(YAQEEN)
Aap ki baton ka.
(KADR)
Aap ke naam ki.
(FAKR)
Aap se dosti ka
(INTEZAR)
Aap ke SWEET msg ka....

CHEERS

"Daru"se NASHA badhta hai,
NASHE se junun,
JUNUN se mehnat,
MEHNAT se paisa,
PAISE se izzat.isliye IZZAT pane ke liye,
"daru"peena bahut zaruri hai!
CHEERS.

Pal k liye

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal k liye
Dur rehkr bi karib ho hr pal k liye
Kaise yad na aye aapki ek pal k liye
Jab dil me ho aap hrpal k liye

Palke To Ankho Ki

Palke To Ankho Ki Hifazt Hoti Hai
Dhadkn To Dil Ki Amant Hoti Hai
Ye Pyar Ka Rista Bhi Bda Pyara Hai
Kabhi Chaht To Kbhi Sikayt Hoti Hai

KISMAT

Jo chij mang k mile wo mannat he
chah kr mile woh chahat
pas ho wo amanat he
dilse mile vo rehmat he
pr ap jaisa koi dost mile vo KISMAT

Something special

Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special.

Pyaar matkar

Pyaar-Dukho ka Bazaar
Premi-Dukho ka kharidaar
Premika-Dukho ki dukandaar
Maa Baap-Bich ki dewaar
Behan-Salahkar
Bhai-Pitne ko taiyar
Isliye
Pyaar matkar yaar.

Pyar se hame

Pyar se hame koi gila nahi.
kyoki pyar hame kbhi mila nahi,
Humne to ki hai umr bhar bas Dosti,
Kyoki dosto se Ziyada pyar karne wala hame Aajtak koi mila nahi.

Dosti Me Azmaish

Dosti Me Azmaish Nhi Hoti,
Pyar Me Farmaish Nhi Hoti..
Shayad Koi Pyr Bhara Dl Tuta hoga,
Vrna November Me Kbhi Barish Nhi Hoti..

Tum waqt ki bat

Tum waqt ki bat karate ho
Waqt to guzar jata hai
Do pal ki hai zindagi yahan
Par jina kise aata hai

Na Jine Ki Khusi

Na Jine Ki Khusi Na Mrne Ka Gam,
Gam He To Use Na Milne Ka Gam,
Jite He Is Aas Pr Kbi Wo Hmse Mil Jynge,
Marte Nhi Isliye Ki Wo Akele Reh Jynge

Kanjus

1 kanjus 14th floor se niche gir gya
girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki
pe biwi ko roti banate dekha to zor se
chillaya...
meri mat bnana

Patjhad me Bahar

Patjhad me Bahar leker ayenge
Kanton se phool leker ayenge
Agar aap Bulao Pyar se toh
Zindgi se Saanse udhar leke ayenge.

Kuch log yado

kuch log yado ko dil ki
tasvir banate he
dosto ki yado me mehfil
sajate he
hum thode alag he jo kisiko
yaad aane se pehle apni
yad dilate he

Smile Deni Hai

Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant Lana
Pota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nhi Bani Hai
Dada-Oy Roti Ko Mar Goli Yar
Samnewali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni Hai..!

Sorry

Ladka-Sorry. Me Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta,
Gharwale Mana Kar Rahe Hai
Ladki- Kaun Kaun Hai Ghar Me.?
Ladka- 1 Biwi or 3 Bacche.

Limit

Road has Speed Limit
Bank has Money Limit
Exam has Time Limit
Building has Height Limit.
But Thinking has No Limit. So
Think Big,Think Best.

Phool se mehak

phool se mehak ko mitya nahi jata,
suraj se kiran ko hatya nahi jata,
Dosti mai doori kitni bhi ho,
aap jaise dost ko bhuliya nahi jata

I have lots of jokes

I have lots of jokes,
But I can't send all to u,
So I'm sending u just 1 joke
"U R so sweet"

Bewakuf kyun banata hai

Banta:tu hamesha mujhe
bewakuf kyun banata hai?
Santa: kyunki tu BANTA hai..

Utra Tha Chaand

Utra Tha Chaand Humare Aangan Me,
Par Sitaaron Ko Gawaara Na Tha,
Sitaaron Se Bhi Bagaawat Kar Lete,
Par Kya Kare Chaand Humaara Na Tha !

Payar mat karna

zindagi me payar mat karna
ho jai to inkar mat karna
nibha sako to chalna usi ki rah par
warna kisi ki zindagi barbad mat karna

Arz kiya he

Arz kiya he
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja
Wah wah
Insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke kha ja
Wah wah
Aakhir insaniyat bhi to ek 'cheese' he

Har Khushi Me

Har Khushi Me kuch n Kuch Kami Rahegi
Ankhein Thodi Shabnami Rahegi
Zindgi Ko Aap Kitna Bhi Sanwariye
Bin Hamare Koi Na Koi Kami Rahegi..

Hmari dosti

In aankhon se sapne churaya na kro.
Hmari dosti ko tum ajmaya na karo,
Tumhare 1 sms k badle me 100 call kar du,
Bus phone uthaya na karo!

Hamare jaisa dost

Hamare jaisa dost kaha milta hai,
Jo har roz aapko yaad karta hai,
Aapka Reply aaye ya naa aaye Dosto
Lekin wo roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai

Taras jaoge

Taras jaoge 1ada k liye,
behak jaoge 1nazar k liye,
na karo dosti me bewafai kabi,
warna zindgi bhar tarsoge kisi ki wafa k liye

Subah ka ujala

Subah ka ujala sada sath ho
hr din hr pal apke liye khas ho
dil se dua nikalti h apke liye
sari khusiya bas apke hi pas ho

MEIN HOON NAA

For Heart beat U need a Heart
For a Heart U need Love
For Love U need Happiness
For Happiness U need a Friend
For friend "MEIN HOON NAA"

Chor Chori Kar Ke

Chor Chori Kar Ke Ja Raha Tha Ki
Bache Ki Ankhh Khul Gayi
Bacha-Mera School Bag Bhi Le Ja Kamine
Warna Shor macha dunga.

Kab tak teri judai

Kab tak teri judai k sadme uthau me
Tu kuch aisa suluk kar k tujhko bhul jau me
Dil mera najuk h ay sangdil
Na or tadpa ke tut k bikhr jau me

Khoon jalta he

Raat ho
to MOON jalta ha
Garmiyo me
JULY or JUNE Jalta he
Pyaar ho jay to
CHAIN or SUKUN jalta he
or
Aap jesa kanjus ho
to Khoon jalta he

Dr.Sahab

Pappu- Dr.Sahab! Aapko Tanke Lagane Aate Hain?
Dr.- Han Ji! Batao Kahan Lagane Hai.
Pappu- Ye Loji Chappal Pe Laga do.

birthday

Sardar went for an interview,
question was when is ur birthday?
Sardar-19th january
Interviewer-which year
Sardar-Nonsense,Every Year

Happy Dipawali

Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
Sahyog Mile Apno Se
Khusiya Mile Jag Se
Doulat Mile Rub Se
Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se

Wish U A
"Happy Dipawali"

Har Khushi

H : Har Khushi
A : Aapke
P : Pass
P : Pohche
Y : Yeh
D : Dil Se
I : Is Diwali Ke
W : Waqt
A : Apke
L : Liye
I : Ishwar prathna

Won Laottery

Santa Won Laottery Worth Rs20cr

Dealer Gave Him 12cr After
Deducting Tax

Sardr:Oye Dealer,Ya Muje Pure 20cr Dede
Ya Mere 20rs wapas Karde

Ummido Ki Shama Dil Me

Ummido Ki Shama Dil Me Mat Jalana,
Is Jaha Se Alag Duniya Mat Basana
Aaj Bus Mood Me The To Sms Kar Diye
Par Roz Intezar Me Ummid Mat Lagana

On Dhanteras Occasion

On Dhanteras Occasion
Wishing you Wealth, Good Health,
Happiness and Prosperity
Dhanteras Wishes...
Have a Lovely Day...
Happy Diwali.

Yaado se judke

Yaado se judke yaad aate ho aap,
yaad akar yaadgar ban jate ho aap
yaado hi yaado me sama jate ho aap
kyu yaadko bhi yaad bana jate ho aap.

Biwi ko Apni palko

Biwi ko Apni palko p bitha Lo
de k Kushi uske sare gam Chura lo
Pyar aisa karo k sub dekte re jye
padosn b khe Mujhe apni Biwi bna Lo

Your dreams

MOON
has come 2 colour
your dreams,
STARS
2 make them
musical and my
SMS
2 give you warm
and Peaceful Sleep....

Gud Nite.

Koi yaad,koi baat

Koi yaad,koi baat,koi raaz ho tum
Meri sans,meri soch meri aas ho tum
Ankho k pass nahi na sahi
Han magar dil k bahot paas ho tum...

Ye zindgi ka safar

Ye zindgi ka safar
khatam kab hoga,
Dukho ka ye sailab kum
kab hoga,
Thak chuke hai hum
tanha safar me
jeet lu har bazi Ye
mumkin kab..

Meri biwi bahut pareshan

Banta ek Sadhu se bola: " Baba, meri biwi
bahut pareshan karti hai,
koi upay batao."
Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota
to main sadhu kyun banta.

Smile is a cooling system

Smile is a cooling system of heart
Sparkling system of eyes
Lighting system of face
Relaxing system of mind
So,activate all system
SMILE..

Ek khobsoorti

Ek khobsoorti
Ek tazgi
Ek dosti
Ek narazgi
Ek sapna
Ek aash
Ek rishta
Ek ahsas
Ek dost Kuch khaas
Jaise ki Aap...

Jab hame unse mohobbat

Jab hame unse mohobbat thi
tab unhe hamari mohobbat par shak tha..
jab unhe yakin huva
tab hum par kisi aur ka huq tha..

Jab main Gana Gati

Wife:-Jab main Gana Gati
hu to Aap Balcony me
kyu chale Jate ho..
Husband:-Taki Muhalle
wale ye na samjhe ki Mai
Tumhara Gala Dabaraha hu...

Yad Karte He Yado Ko

Yad Karte He Yado Ko
Yado Se Ji Bhar Jata He.
Pahle Sath Bethkar Khub
Baate Kiya Karte The.
Ab Un Yado K Sahare
Waqt Beet Jata He.

Ye zindgi ka safar

Ye zindgi ka safar
khatam kab hoga,
Dukho ka ye sailab kum
kab hoga,
Thak chuke hai hum
tanha safar me
jeet lu har bazi Ye
mumkin kab,

Kaash Hum bhi SMS hote

Kaash Hum bhi SMS hote,
Ek click mein tumhare pass hote,
Bhale tum hamein delet kar dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye to
Hum tumhare Saath hote..

kasme khai he

Aaj maine 2 kasme khai he...



1- Parai ladki pe najar nahi dalunga..


2- Kisi ladki ko parai nahi samjunga..

Do you know English

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell me what is the
opposite of Naag Panchami?
Banta: So simple Naag do not punch me.

Ful Khil Kr Udas Hai

Ful Khil Kr Udas Hai
Samandar Ko Aj Pani Ki Pyas Hai
1Bar Aap Muskura Do
Q K Hmko Duniya Ki Sabse
Khofnaak Muskurahat Ki Talash Hai.

Was Walking Thru D Forest

Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilay

Dil Ki Gehrayi Na

Dil Ki Gehrayi Na Koi Naap paya,
Iss Dil Me Chupha Raaz Na Koi Jan Paya,
Kaise Kahe Hum Kisi Ko Apna,
Jo Apna Ho Kar Bhi Apna Na Ho Paya!

Jab humko unse

Jab humko unse Mohabt thi,
Unhe hmari Mohbt pe shak tha,
Jab unhe ehsaas hua hamari Mohbat ka,
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha..

Sazaa dene waale

Sazaa dene waale razaa puchte hai
Jine ki humse vajah puchte hai
Dete hai khud hi zehar humko aksar
Phir kitna hua hai asar puchte hai

May this birthday

May this birthday be just the
beginning of a year filled with
happy memories, wonderful
moments and shinning dreams.

A smile is a curve

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away. hope u share lots
and receive lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday ..

Tere Gam Me

Tere Gam Me Tadap Ke Mar Jayenge,
Mar Gaye To Tera Nam Le Jayenge,
Rab Ko Rishwat De K Tuje Waha Bulaenge,
Aur Sath Baith K Kurkure Khayenge.

Har Kadam Par Imtihaan

Har Kadam Par Imtihaan Leti Hai Zindagi,
Har Waqt Naya Sadma Deti Hai Zindagi.
Hum Jindagi Se Kya Shikwa Kare,
Aap Jaise Dost Bhi To Deti Hai Zindagi.

On this special day

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.

Mumbai Cha Ganpati

Check out recent Ganpati pics - 2009 from Mumbai

http://www.mumbaichaganpati.blogspot.com/

SMS-31

Har subah
teri muskurati rahe,
Har shaam
teri gungunati rahe,
Tu jise bhi mile,
is tarahe se mile,
k har milne wale ko
teri yaad aati rahe.

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Har Karz Dosti Ka Ada Kon Karega,
Jab Hum Na Rahe To dosti Kon Karega,
Ae Khuda Mere Dosto Ko Salamat rakhna,
Warna Meri Shaadi Mein Dance Kon Karega??

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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari
Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe.

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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage
be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the
years of your lives.

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Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai
sabhi akele magar,
Phir bhi zarurat inki
har kisi ko hoti hai...!!!

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SMS-30

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.

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Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.

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Unse Milkar Bichdna To Dastur Ho Gaya,
Yaado Main Unki Main To Chur Ho Gaya,
Khata Isme Unki Bhi Nahi Kuch Humari
Chahat Hi Itni Thi Ki Unko Gurur Ho Gaya.

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Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn't start on March
and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday,
today and everyday.

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Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;but it feels
much better when you know that
someone never ever forgets
your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

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SMS-29

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, Holi ka Tyohar,
Happy Holi....!!!

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Har Khushi Kam Hai,
Tera Gum Bhulane Ke Liye,
Ek Tera Gum Hi Kaafi Hai,
Mujhe Umr Bhar Rulane Ke Liye.

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Holi par sabhi ko sabhi
rango se milkar ek rang,
Apko mile jo apki khusiyon
ko rangin bana de.
Happy Colourful Holi....!!!

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May God gift you all the colors
of life, colors of joy, colors
of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of love and all other colors
you want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi....!!!

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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes.

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SMS-28

Santa :- Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai...
Banta :- Par tumahare pass to koi car nahi hai...
Santa :- Aabe ghadhe BMW ka matlab he...
.
..
...
....
"Bahut Motti Wife"

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On this special day, best wishes go
to you that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love.

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A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate Outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife, so
M.A is married...

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Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?

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hame Ashqon Se Palkon Ko Bhigona Nahi Aata,
mile Jo Khushi To Use Khona Nahi Aata,
Seh lete Hai Har Gam ko Haske Aur
Log Kehte Hai Hame Rona Nahi Aata.

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SMS-27

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers,
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean,
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the
best love ever,
Happy Valentine’s Day.

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Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao.

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A = 1,B = 2,C = 3,D = 4,Z = 26,
L+O+V+E = 12+15+22+5 = 54,
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P = 108,
FRIENDSHIP is double
Stronger than “LOVE”.....

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Dad : Beta tu Paper me 80% marks milega,
Beta : Dont Worry muje 100% marks milega,
Dad : Mazak karta he tu ?
Beta : Pahle mazak kis ne shuro kiya?

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I can buy gifts but not LOVE,
i can pretend 2 Smile,
but not 2b HAPPY.
I can lie 2 others,
but not 2u. I do have
many brothers...
but none as
SWEET as you.

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