SMS-28

Santa :- Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai...
Banta :- Par tumahare pass to koi car nahi hai...
Santa :- Aabe ghadhe BMW ka matlab he...
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"Bahut Motti Wife"

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On this special day, best wishes go
to you that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love.

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A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate Outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife, so
M.A is married...

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Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?

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hame Ashqon Se Palkon Ko Bhigona Nahi Aata,
mile Jo Khushi To Use Khona Nahi Aata,
Seh lete Hai Har Gam ko Haske Aur
Log Kehte Hai Hame Rona Nahi Aata.

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