Jine ki nayi Ada di hai
khush rahane ki usne dua di hai
Ae khuda usse sara jahan de de
Jisne hame dil me thodi si jagah di hai
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Kabhi khud ko phone milake dekha hai?
Engage ton mila!!!
Duniya se milne me sab mast hai
MAGAR
Khud se milne ki sabhi line vyast hai
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GOOD RELATIONS
Don't Need ANY Promises, Terms or conditions.
it Just Need two Wonderful people
"one Who can Trust n One Who can Understand" ...!!!
GOOD DAY
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Santa k pass blank message aya,
Santa us number pe phone kar k bola.
tum ko pata hai yaar tumhare mobile
ka ink khatam ho gaya hai.
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lain hai,
Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan
yahi rahti hai.
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Friday, October 24, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
SMS-24
Woh mann main har dum rahta hai,
Dharkan ki tarah dharkta hai.
Hain issi ehsaas se zindaa hum,
Hain ek-duje ke dil o jaan hum.
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Sardar Ji Is Filling Up A Job Application
He Promptly Fills In The Lines On Name,
Age, Address, Etc.Then Came
The Column Salary Expected
After Much Thought He Writes: Yes
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Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share! .
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Hansi Ne Labo Pe Thirakna Chhod Diya,
Khwaabon Ne Palko Pe Aana Chhod Diya,
Nahi Aati Ab Toh Hichkiya Bhi Shayad
Apno Ne Yaad Karna Chhod Diya....
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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
================================
Dharkan ki tarah dharkta hai.
Hain issi ehsaas se zindaa hum,
Hain ek-duje ke dil o jaan hum.
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Sardar Ji Is Filling Up A Job Application
He Promptly Fills In The Lines On Name,
Age, Address, Etc.Then Came
The Column Salary Expected
After Much Thought He Writes: Yes
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Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share! .
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Hansi Ne Labo Pe Thirakna Chhod Diya,
Khwaabon Ne Palko Pe Aana Chhod Diya,
Nahi Aati Ab Toh Hichkiya Bhi Shayad
Apno Ne Yaad Karna Chhod Diya....
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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
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Saturday, October 11, 2008
SMS-23
Har smandar ke kinare hote he,
Kuch dost apne jan se bhi pyare hote he
Fir kyu kehte he log ke akale rah gay hum,
Zindgi me yaado ke bhi sahare hote he...
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A best friend will be with you till the end.
A best friend will talk to you,
cheer you up when you are blue.
A best friend will make you laugh when you
cryA best friend will never ever lie.
A best friend will be caring,
A best friend's love will be unerring.
A best friend will let you tag along,
She'll make you feel like you belong.
A best friend will never turn away,
You know she's here to stay.
A best friend knows what's on your mind.
She knows just what she'll find!
A best friend is always true,
A best friend is Y-O-U!
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Har Khamoshi Ka Matlab Inkaar Nahi Hota,
Har Nakamyabi Ka Matlab Har Nahi Hota,
Kya Hua Hum Unhe Paa Na Sake Sirf Paane
Ka Matlab Hi Pyar Nahi Hota.
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Hansi na kabhi aapke chehre Se door Ho
Apki har dua rab ko Manjoor ho
Aap ho jaye hamse dur na kabhi
Aisi Bhool Ho.
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki
apka har sapnna pura ho,
Duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
Shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
================================
Kuch dost apne jan se bhi pyare hote he
Fir kyu kehte he log ke akale rah gay hum,
Zindgi me yaado ke bhi sahare hote he...
================================
A best friend will be with you till the end.
A best friend will talk to you,
cheer you up when you are blue.
A best friend will make you laugh when you
cryA best friend will never ever lie.
A best friend will be caring,
A best friend's love will be unerring.
A best friend will let you tag along,
She'll make you feel like you belong.
A best friend will never turn away,
You know she's here to stay.
A best friend knows what's on your mind.
She knows just what she'll find!
A best friend is always true,
A best friend is Y-O-U!
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Har Khamoshi Ka Matlab Inkaar Nahi Hota,
Har Nakamyabi Ka Matlab Har Nahi Hota,
Kya Hua Hum Unhe Paa Na Sake Sirf Paane
Ka Matlab Hi Pyar Nahi Hota.
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Hansi na kabhi aapke chehre Se door Ho
Apki har dua rab ko Manjoor ho
Aap ho jaye hamse dur na kabhi
Aisi Bhool Ho.
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki
apka har sapnna pura ho,
Duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
Shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008
SMS-22
Dosti Ki Galiyo Mein Koi Gham Na Ho,
Hamari Yeh Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Ho,
Bas Yehi Dua Tum Kush Raho,
Kya Pata Yeh Message Bhejne
Wala Kal Ho Na Ho…
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish
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Santa: Kaya karte ho?
Banta: Ek dost ko chitthi likhata hu!
Santa: Par tume likhna to aata nahi.
Banta: Vo bhi to padhna nahi jaanata.
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Medical Shayari When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe,
you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda
bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
================================
Hamari Yeh Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Ho,
Bas Yehi Dua Tum Kush Raho,
Kya Pata Yeh Message Bhejne
Wala Kal Ho Na Ho…
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish
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Santa: Kaya karte ho?
Banta: Ek dost ko chitthi likhata hu!
Santa: Par tume likhna to aata nahi.
Banta: Vo bhi to padhna nahi jaanata.
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Medical Shayari When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe,
you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda
bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
================================
Sunday, October 5, 2008
SMS-21
Har Sham K Bad Rat Ati Hai...
Har Bat K Bad Tumhari Yad Ati Hai...
Chup Rahkar Humne Dekh Liya...
khamoshiyon Me Bhi Tumhari Yad Ati Hai...
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Santa arrived at the football game,
the first half was almost over.
“Why are you so late?”
Banta asked.“I had to toss a coin
to decide between going to Gurudwara
and coming to the game.”
“How long could that have taken you?”
“Well, I had to toss it 14 times.”.
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ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...
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Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hai...
Tere Naam Pe Ye Jaan Fida Hum Karte Hain.....
Tujhko Phool Ka Bhi Zakhm Na Aane Paaye....
Hum Khuda Se Yehi Duaa Karte Hai.....
(happy Friendship Day).........
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka....
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
================================
Har Bat K Bad Tumhari Yad Ati Hai...
Chup Rahkar Humne Dekh Liya...
khamoshiyon Me Bhi Tumhari Yad Ati Hai...
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Santa arrived at the football game,
the first half was almost over.
“Why are you so late?”
Banta asked.“I had to toss a coin
to decide between going to Gurudwara
and coming to the game.”
“How long could that have taken you?”
“Well, I had to toss it 14 times.”.
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ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...
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Dosti Ka Haq Hum Ada Yun Karte Hai...
Tere Naam Pe Ye Jaan Fida Hum Karte Hain.....
Tujhko Phool Ka Bhi Zakhm Na Aane Paaye....
Hum Khuda Se Yehi Duaa Karte Hai.....
(happy Friendship Day).........
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka....
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
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Wednesday, October 1, 2008
SMS-20
Friends r like Asian Paints :Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :Taste mein Best.
Wife is like Mosquito Coil :“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
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2 Jahil Admi 1st: Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai
Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.
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Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,Swim
The Deepest OceanWalk On Hot Coal Barefoot
Just 4 U …Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …
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My feelings for you are like the sea.
" Wild and romantic ? " "No,
they make me sick."
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Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..
Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti
Warna,Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada
Yaad Karoge..Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi Tha??
Papa: Kyun?? Son: Iss Main To “Faraz” Ka
Naam Nahi Aaya.
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Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :Taste mein Best.
Wife is like Mosquito Coil :“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
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2 Jahil Admi 1st: Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai
Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.
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Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,Swim
The Deepest OceanWalk On Hot Coal Barefoot
Just 4 U …Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …
================================
My feelings for you are like the sea.
" Wild and romantic ? " "No,
they make me sick."
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Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..
Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti
Warna,Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada
Yaad Karoge..Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi Tha??
Papa: Kyun?? Son: Iss Main To “Faraz” Ka
Naam Nahi Aaya.
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SMS-19
pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi roj naye
sadme bhi deti hai jindagifir bhi hum
jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise
log bhi to deti hai jindagi.
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A Friendship is Sweet when its NEWIts
Sweeter when its TRUEBut Its Sweetest
when the friend is like U.
================================
Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted,
will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?”
Client: “After hearing your amazing argument
in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”
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Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess
with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment
for a while.“I can hardly believe my eyes!”
Banta exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog
I’ve ever seen.”“Nahi, he’s not so smart,” Santa replied.
“I’ve beaten him three games out of five”.
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FRIENDSHIP TEST,Call if U love me,Missed
Call if U are a true friend ,Text back if U care,
Text a joke if U like me, Just ignore if U hate ME?
================================
sadme bhi deti hai jindagifir bhi hum
jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise
log bhi to deti hai jindagi.
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A Friendship is Sweet when its NEWIts
Sweeter when its TRUEBut Its Sweetest
when the friend is like U.
================================
Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted,
will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?”
Client: “After hearing your amazing argument
in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”
================================
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess
with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment
for a while.“I can hardly believe my eyes!”
Banta exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog
I’ve ever seen.”“Nahi, he’s not so smart,” Santa replied.
“I’ve beaten him three games out of five”.
================================
FRIENDSHIP TEST,Call if U love me,Missed
Call if U are a true friend ,Text back if U care,
Text a joke if U like me, Just ignore if U hate ME?
================================
SMS-18
When i open my eyes every morning i pray
to God that everyone should have a
friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a
poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold
a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,
the elephant has come, the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
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Ek duje ke dil main rahte hain
Kya pyaar issi ko kahte hain?
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? …
your Own Stupid!!!
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,roof, loof,
shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,poof, woof woof, hoof, woof,
roof, shoof.Test results: U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.
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to God that everyone should have a
friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a
poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
================================
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold
a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,
the elephant has come, the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
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Ek duje ke dil main rahte hain
Kya pyaar issi ko kahte hain?
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? …
your Own Stupid!!!
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,roof, loof,
shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,poof, woof woof, hoof, woof,
roof, shoof.Test results: U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.
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Check out Ganpati pics from Mumbai
Check out Ganpati pics from Mumbai
http://mumbaichaganpati-2008.blogspot.com/
http://ganpatifestivalmumbai-2008.blogspot.com/
Photos taken with full enthusiasm by Paresh Paleja.
http://mumbaichaganpati-2008.blogspot.com/
http://ganpatifestivalmumbai-2008.blogspot.com/
Photos taken with full enthusiasm by Paresh Paleja.
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