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Dosti Ki Galiyo Mein Koi Gham Na Ho,
Hamari Yeh Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Ho,
Bas Yehi Dua Tum Kush Raho,
Kya Pata Yeh Message Bhejne
Wala Kal Ho Na Ho…
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish
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Santa: Kaya karte ho?
Banta: Ek dost ko chitthi likhata hu!
Santa: Par tume likhna to aata nahi.
Banta: Vo bhi to padhna nahi jaanata.
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Medical Shayari When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe,
you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda
bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
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