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Friends r like Asian Paints :Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :Taste mein Best.
Wife is like Mosquito Coil :“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
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2 Jahil Admi 1st: Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai
Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.
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Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,Swim
The Deepest OceanWalk On Hot Coal Barefoot
Just 4 U …Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …
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My feelings for you are like the sea.
" Wild and romantic ? " "No,
they make me sick."
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Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..
Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti
Warna,Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada
Yaad Karoge..Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi Tha??
Papa: Kyun?? Son: Iss Main To “Faraz” Ka
Naam Nahi Aaya.
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