SMS-31

Har subah
teri muskurati rahe,
Har shaam
teri gungunati rahe,
Tu jise bhi mile,
is tarahe se mile,
k har milne wale ko
teri yaad aati rahe.

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Har Karz Dosti Ka Ada Kon Karega,
Jab Hum Na Rahe To dosti Kon Karega,
Ae Khuda Mere Dosto Ko Salamat rakhna,
Warna Meri Shaadi Mein Dance Kon Karega??

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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari
Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe.

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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage
be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the
years of your lives.

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Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai
sabhi akele magar,
Phir bhi zarurat inki
har kisi ko hoti hai...!!!

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SMS-30

Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.

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Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.

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Unse Milkar Bichdna To Dastur Ho Gaya,
Yaado Main Unki Main To Chur Ho Gaya,
Khata Isme Unki Bhi Nahi Kuch Humari
Chahat Hi Itni Thi Ki Unko Gurur Ho Gaya.

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Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn't start on March
and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday,
today and everyday.

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Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;but it feels
much better when you know that
someone never ever forgets
your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

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SMS-29

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, Holi ka Tyohar,
Happy Holi....!!!

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Har Khushi Kam Hai,
Tera Gum Bhulane Ke Liye,
Ek Tera Gum Hi Kaafi Hai,
Mujhe Umr Bhar Rulane Ke Liye.

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Holi par sabhi ko sabhi
rango se milkar ek rang,
Apko mile jo apki khusiyon
ko rangin bana de.
Happy Colourful Holi....!!!

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May God gift you all the colors
of life, colors of joy, colors
of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of love and all other colors
you want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi....!!!

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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes.

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SMS-28

Santa :- Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai...
Banta :- Par tumahare pass to koi car nahi hai...
Santa :- Aabe ghadhe BMW ka matlab he...
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...
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"Bahut Motti Wife"

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On this special day, best wishes go
to you that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love.

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A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate Outside your house
I read Santa Singh B.A
This year I read Santa Singh M.A
When did you finish yours Master Degree..?
Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I took a second wife, so
M.A is married...

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Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?

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hame Ashqon Se Palkon Ko Bhigona Nahi Aata,
mile Jo Khushi To Use Khona Nahi Aata,
Seh lete Hai Har Gam ko Haske Aur
Log Kehte Hai Hame Rona Nahi Aata.

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SMS-27

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers,
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean,
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the
best love ever,
Happy Valentine’s Day.

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Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao.

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A = 1,B = 2,C = 3,D = 4,Z = 26,
L+O+V+E = 12+15+22+5 = 54,
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P = 108,
FRIENDSHIP is double
Stronger than “LOVE”.....

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Dad : Beta tu Paper me 80% marks milega,
Beta : Dont Worry muje 100% marks milega,
Dad : Mazak karta he tu ?
Beta : Pahle mazak kis ne shuro kiya?

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I can buy gifts but not LOVE,
i can pretend 2 Smile,
but not 2b HAPPY.
I can lie 2 others,
but not 2u. I do have
many brothers...
but none as
SWEET as you.

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SMS-26

Kick off ur shoes,take a breakKick off ur shoes,
take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,
light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,
that's simply Great!!! HAPPY BIRTH DAY.
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Friendship is about. bringing out the positive
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive
when everything seems negative...
being accepted for who you are...
being able to pick up right where you left off...
sharing, talking, and laughing...
Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful.
And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
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This day, when the most beautiful female'This day,
when the most beautiful female MIND was born,
is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.'
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle awayhope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday.
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In my past life, god said a gem is going to be
born onIn my past life, god said a gem is going to
be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to
be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for
anything more but thank the god for giving me a
friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur
happiness on every falling star."
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SMS-25

Jine ki nayi Ada di hai
khush rahane ki usne dua di hai
Ae khuda usse sara jahan de de
Jisne hame dil me thodi si jagah di hai
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Kabhi khud ko phone milake dekha hai?
Engage ton mila!!!
Duniya se milne me sab mast hai
MAGAR
Khud se milne ki sabhi line vyast hai
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GOOD RELATIONS
Don't Need ANY Promises, Terms or conditions.
it Just Need two Wonderful people
"one Who can Trust n One Who can Understand" ...!!!
GOOD DAY
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Santa k pass blank message aya,
Santa us number pe phone kar k bola.
tum ko pata hai yaar tumhare mobile
ka ink khatam ho gaya hai.
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lain hai,
Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan
yahi rahti hai.
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SMS-24

Woh mann main har dum rahta hai,
Dharkan ki tarah dharkta hai.
Hain issi ehsaas se zindaa hum,
Hain ek-duje ke dil o jaan hum.
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Sardar Ji Is Filling Up A Job Application
He Promptly Fills In The Lines On Name,
Age, Address, Etc.Then Came
The Column Salary Expected
After Much Thought He Writes: Yes
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Friendship is sweet when it’s new,
Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u.
When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair!
When I got u, I got more than my share! .
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Hansi Ne Labo Pe Thirakna Chhod Diya,
Khwaabon Ne Palko Pe Aana Chhod Diya,
Nahi Aati Ab Toh Hichkiya Bhi Shayad
Apno Ne Yaad Karna Chhod Diya....
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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
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SMS-23

Har smandar ke kinare hote he,
Kuch dost apne jan se bhi pyare hote he
Fir kyu kehte he log ke akale rah gay hum,
Zindgi me yaado ke bhi sahare hote he...
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A best friend will be with you till the end.
A best friend will talk to you,
cheer you up when you are blue.
A best friend will make you laugh when you
cryA best friend will never ever lie.
A best friend will be caring,
A best friend's love will be unerring.
A best friend will let you tag along,
She'll make you feel like you belong.
A best friend will never turn away,
You know she's here to stay.
A best friend knows what's on your mind.
She knows just what she'll find!
A best friend is always true,
A best friend is Y-O-U!
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Har Khamoshi Ka Matlab Inkaar Nahi Hota,
Har Nakamyabi Ka Matlab Har Nahi Hota,
Kya Hua Hum Unhe Paa Na Sake Sirf Paane
Ka Matlab Hi Pyar Nahi Hota.
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Hansi na kabhi aapke chehre Se door Ho
Apki har dua rab ko Manjoor ho
Aap ho jaye hamse dur na kabhi
Aisi Bhool Ho.
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki
apka har sapnna pura ho,
Duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
Shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
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SMS-22

Dosti Ki Galiyo Mein Koi Gham Na Ho,
Hamari Yeh Dosti Kabhi Kam Na Ho,
Bas Yehi Dua Tum Kush Raho,
Kya Pata Yeh Message Bhejne
Wala Kal Ho Na Ho…
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish
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Santa: Kaya karte ho?
Banta: Ek dost ko chitthi likhata hu!
Santa: Par tume likhna to aata nahi.
Banta: Vo bhi to padhna nahi jaanata.
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Medical Shayari When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe,
you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe,
you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda
bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
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