SMS-18

When i open my eyes every morning i pray
to God that everyone should have a
friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a
poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold
a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,
the elephant has come, the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
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Ek duje ke dil main rahte hain
Kya pyaar issi ko kahte hain?
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? …
your Own Stupid!!!
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,roof, loof,
shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,poof, woof woof, hoof, woof,
roof, shoof.Test results: U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.
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