Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.........
bakri kha gayi
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dil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na karay app ko
bhoola kay geon khuda na karay rahay ga mera
pyarr zindagi bhar tak yeh aur
baat hai zindagi wafa na karay
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Make new friends,
But keep the old,
One is Silver,
The other is Gold.
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Never abandon old friends.
They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER
as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... i get BETTER,
u get OLDER.
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While filling out an employment application,
Santa paused over the question,
“Person to notify in case of an accident.”
After some thought, he finally wrote,
“Anybody in sight”.
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Saturday, September 27, 2008
SMS-16
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
================================
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches
from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned
and marched over and told them,
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in
here!”The attorneys looked at each other,
shrugged their shoulders and
then exchanged sandwiches.
================================
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer
and an old drunk are walking down the
street together when they simultaneously
spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course,
the other three are mythological creatures.
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The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed,
wakes the blonde and asks,
“Well, so what IS the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into
her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
and goes back to sleep.
================================
A blonde walked into a computer shop one
day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain
to fit her 15 inch computer monitor.
The assistant said, “Why do you want a
curtain for your computer screen?”
To which the blonde replies, “I’ve got Windows”.
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A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
================================
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches
from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned
and marched over and told them,
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in
here!”The attorneys looked at each other,
shrugged their shoulders and
then exchanged sandwiches.
================================
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer
and an old drunk are walking down the
street together when they simultaneously
spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course,
the other three are mythological creatures.
================================
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed,
wakes the blonde and asks,
“Well, so what IS the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into
her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
and goes back to sleep.
================================
A blonde walked into a computer shop one
day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain
to fit her 15 inch computer monitor.
The assistant said, “Why do you want a
curtain for your computer screen?”
To which the blonde replies, “I’ve got Windows”.
================================
SMS-15
A woman likes to have four animals in
the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway,
a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a
numbskulll to pay for this all.
================================
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain
right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
================================
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling, am I the first
man you ever kissed?Girlfriend: Of course,
you are the first man I’ve ever kissed! Why
do all men ask the same silly question?
================================
Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you
will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,”
she replied. “But what will you live on?”.
================================
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each
other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her
and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, drunk and dozing, just wants to
take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls
over to the window to catch a few winks.
================================
the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway,
a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a
numbskulll to pay for this all.
================================
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain
right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
================================
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling, am I the first
man you ever kissed?Girlfriend: Of course,
you are the first man I’ve ever kissed! Why
do all men ask the same silly question?
================================
Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you
will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,”
she replied. “But what will you live on?”.
================================
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each
other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her
and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, drunk and dozing, just wants to
take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls
over to the window to catch a few winks.
================================
SMS-14
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you?
================================
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without
any message. He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"
================================
Why do couples hold hands during their
wedding day ?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
================================
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of
WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.
================================
Kyun pyaar us par hi aata hai,Jo mil kar
bhi naa mil pata hai.Kaise yeh usse batayein hum,
Tujh bin rah na paayein hum.
================================
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you?
================================
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without
any message. He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"
================================
Why do couples hold hands during their
wedding day ?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
================================
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of
WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.
================================
Kyun pyaar us par hi aata hai,Jo mil kar
bhi naa mil pata hai.Kaise yeh usse batayein hum,
Tujh bin rah na paayein hum.
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Friday, September 26, 2008
SMS-13
Jeeto: You say I look old but people still
praise me.Santa: It must be Banta.
Jeeto: How do you know?
Santa: He is a SCRAP DEALER.
================================
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them
the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there
when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
================================
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
================================
Santa: Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi
farak nahi padta. Pehle bhi hum 50 rupye
ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 50 ka hi bharvata hoon.
================================
Teacher: Robin, your essay on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
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praise me.Santa: It must be Banta.
Jeeto: How do you know?
Santa: He is a SCRAP DEALER.
================================
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them
the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there
when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
================================
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
================================
Santa: Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi
farak nahi padta. Pehle bhi hum 50 rupye
ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 50 ka hi bharvata hoon.
================================
Teacher: Robin, your essay on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
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SMS-12
Santa and Banta went to see 9-12 PM show.
But they came back at 10 PM. Why?
Because the movie’s name was “Dastak”
(Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock).
================================
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a
word to say, It doesn't start on March and
ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday,
today and everyday.
================================
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging
u why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and
said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
================================
A true friend is not like a rain which pours &
goes away. A friend like a air, which is silent
but always around u...
================================
Banta goes up to a policeman and asks,
“Excuse me, officer, but did you know that my
wife has had an affair? ”The policeman, surprised,
“No! I didn’t know” Banta breathed deeply,
exclaiming, “So I’m not the last one to know after all”.
================================
But they came back at 10 PM. Why?
Because the movie’s name was “Dastak”
(Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock).
================================
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a
word to say, It doesn't start on March and
ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday,
today and everyday.
================================
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging
u why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and
said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
================================
A true friend is not like a rain which pours &
goes away. A friend like a air, which is silent
but always around u...
================================
Banta goes up to a policeman and asks,
“Excuse me, officer, but did you know that my
wife has had an affair? ”The policeman, surprised,
“No! I didn’t know” Banta breathed deeply,
exclaiming, “So I’m not the last one to know after all”.
================================
SMS-11
GOD is so wise that he never created
FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did,
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
================================
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with
Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer,
and you have a gun with only two bullets,
what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
================================
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts,
“All lawyers are assholes!” He looks around,
obviously hoping for a challenge.Finally a
guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder,
and says, “Take that back.”The biker says,
“Why? Are you a lawyer?”“No, I’m an asshole.”
================================
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar
me is kadar kho gayi hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh
gujarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
================================
Door se dekha…
to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha…
to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to…
suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
================================
FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did,
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
================================
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with
Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer,
and you have a gun with only two bullets,
what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
================================
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts,
“All lawyers are assholes!” He looks around,
obviously hoping for a challenge.Finally a
guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder,
and says, “Take that back.”The biker says,
“Why? Are you a lawyer?”“No, I’m an asshole.”
================================
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar
me is kadar kho gayi hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh
gujarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
================================
Door se dekha…
to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha…
to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to…
suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
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Thursday, September 25, 2008
SMS-10
Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein
sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....
================================
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to
tell your friend his faults. So to love a man
that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him,
and to speak painful truth through loving words,
that is friendship.
================================
Santa and Jeeto are lying in bed.
Santa says:
“I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world”
Jeeto says: “I’ll really miss you”.
================================
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember
that true friendship never dies although
we may change & drift apart,
ill always value u deep within my heart!
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Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.
Hum to na ishq karte hain,
Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek
smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.
================================
Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein
sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....
================================
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to
tell your friend his faults. So to love a man
that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him,
and to speak painful truth through loving words,
that is friendship.
================================
Santa and Jeeto are lying in bed.
Santa says:
“I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world”
Jeeto says: “I’ll really miss you”.
================================
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember
that true friendship never dies although
we may change & drift apart,
ill always value u deep within my heart!
================================
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte hain,
Gum-e-Judai se woh sabhi darte hain.
Hum to na ishq karte hain,
Na mohobbat karte hain bas apno ki ek
smile ke liye SMS karte hain!!!.
================================
SMS-9
Santa and Banta went to see 9-12 PM show.
But they came back at 10 PM. Why?Because
the movie’s name was “Dastak”
(Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock).
================================
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you
with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
================================
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess
with his dog. He watched the game in
astonishment for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!”
Banta exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog
I’ve ever seen.”“Nahi, he’s not so smart,”
Santa replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five”. ================================
aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,
hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,
tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon
se bhi nazar aaenge.
================================
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife
Jeeto to Pizza Hut?A: Because they
advertised ‘free delivery’
================================
But they came back at 10 PM. Why?Because
the movie’s name was “Dastak”
(Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock).
================================
If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you
with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
================================
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess
with his dog. He watched the game in
astonishment for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!”
Banta exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog
I’ve ever seen.”“Nahi, he’s not so smart,”
Santa replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five”. ================================
aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,
hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,
tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon
se bhi nazar aaenge.
================================
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife
Jeeto to Pizza Hut?A: Because they
advertised ‘free delivery’
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SMS-8
Banta: “Hey, pal! You’ve been standing
there watching me fish for three hours!
Why don’t you get a rod and reel and
do some fishing yourself?” Santa: “No, thanks.
I don’t have the patience for it
================================
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam.
Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k
ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.
Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
================================
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art?Art dealer,
“I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.
================================
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite
to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
================================
Santa to a girl: I want to marry you.
Girl: But, I am a year elder to you.
Santa: Then, I’ll marry you next year.
================================
there watching me fish for three hours!
Why don’t you get a rod and reel and
do some fishing yourself?” Santa: “No, thanks.
I don’t have the patience for it
================================
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam.
Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k
ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.
Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
================================
Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art?Art dealer,
“I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.
================================
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite
to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
================================
Santa to a girl: I want to marry you.
Girl: But, I am a year elder to you.
Santa: Then, I’ll marry you next year.
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008
SMS-7
In a train, ticket checker to a
saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place,
Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
================================
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
================================
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
================================
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aayaKaisa hai tu..!!
================================
Jabse Tumhe dekha hai,MeraRaat ko......
Din ko......
Subha ko......
Sham ko......
Khate waqt......
Peete waqt......
Sote waqt......
Jagte waqt......
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
================================
saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place,
Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
================================
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
================================
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
================================
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aayaKaisa hai tu..!!
================================
Jabse Tumhe dekha hai,MeraRaat ko......
Din ko......
Subha ko......
Sham ko......
Khate waqt......
Peete waqt......
Sote waqt......
Jagte waqt......
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
================================
Monday, September 22, 2008
SMS-6
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
================================
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy
& what is he doingGirl : 3 month &
kicking happily in my stomach...
================================
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
================================
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am deadoye helloi
am talking about OXYGEN
================================
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.Lady
takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"
================================
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
================================
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy
& what is he doingGirl : 3 month &
kicking happily in my stomach...
================================
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
================================
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am deadoye helloi
am talking about OXYGEN
================================
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.Lady
takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"
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SMS-5
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum
seshaadi nahi karsakta gharwale
mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
================================
Boy: I am not rich like rohit,I don't
even have a bid car like rohit.But
I really love you!Girl: I love you too,
but tellme more about rohit..
================================
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth
================================
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesdayand
asked Thursday whether Friday
hastold Saturday that
Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
================================
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie, Today is Good Day,
U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjackedmy Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little
================================
seshaadi nahi karsakta gharwale
mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
================================
Boy: I am not rich like rohit,I don't
even have a bid car like rohit.But
I really love you!Girl: I love you too,
but tellme more about rohit..
================================
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth
================================
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesdayand
asked Thursday whether Friday
hastold Saturday that
Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday...
================================
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie, Today is Good Day,
U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjackedmy Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little
================================
SMS-4
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
================================
Friends r like Asian Paints :Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :
Taste mein Best.Wife is like
Mosquito Coil :“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
================================
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 95kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…
================================
A Judge Said..Order..Order..Order..
Sardar :1 Pizza2 Chicken1
ColdrinkJudge: Shut Up.
SARDAR: No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P
================================
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
================================
Friends r like Asian Paints :Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :
Taste mein Best.Wife is like
Mosquito Coil :“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
================================
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 95kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…
================================
A Judge Said..Order..Order..Order..
Sardar :1 Pizza2 Chicken1
ColdrinkJudge: Shut Up.
SARDAR: No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P
================================
SMS-3
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta
kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai...
Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
================================
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel
mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 300.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly
paas ka kya lega Mamuuuuuu
================================
MAMU :Oyee, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arreyy...,
mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
================================
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
================================
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad,
what should I write for mothertongue.?
Santa: Very long!
================================
kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai...
Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
================================
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel
mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 300.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly
paas ka kya lega Mamuuuuuu
================================
MAMU :Oyee, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arreyy...,
mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
================================
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad,
what should I write for mothertongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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SMS-2
Dear january,
how r febuary and march.
April is not bad.
Tell may,
june and july
dat august, september and octorber got
accident in november.
Urs december.
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Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado,
plz ik bar khaado, abh intazar nahin hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum……
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.
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pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.
dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.
khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna
bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega
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Girl friends are like mobile phone,
whenever you want happiness just check inbox,
whenever u want to cry check out box,
and whenever u want to enjoyment just
plug in your charger and enjoy.
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Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,
Husband:please slow down the speed of car.
Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..
Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur
correct Age 55 in case of axident;
Ohh Haaahaaahahaha
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how r febuary and march.
April is not bad.
Tell may,
june and july
dat august, september and octorber got
accident in november.
Urs december.
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Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado,
plz ik bar khaado, abh intazar nahin hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum……
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.
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pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.
dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.
khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna
bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega
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Girl friends are like mobile phone,
whenever you want happiness just check inbox,
whenever u want to cry check out box,
and whenever u want to enjoyment just
plug in your charger and enjoy.
================================
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,
Husband:please slow down the speed of car.
Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..
Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur
correct Age 55 in case of axident;
Ohh Haaahaaahahaha
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SMS-1
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss
to your girlfriend. Just call me
and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar
rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se
chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek
naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo
hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar
lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
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I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
================================
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss
to your girlfriend. Just call me
and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.
================================
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar
rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se
chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek
naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo
hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar
lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
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