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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta
kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai...
Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel
mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 300.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly
paas ka kya lega Mamuuuuuu
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MAMU :Oyee, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arreyy...,
mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad,
what should I write for mothertongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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