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Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches
from their briefcases and started to eat.
The owner became quite concerned
and marched over and told them,
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in
here!”The attorneys looked at each other,
shrugged their shoulders and
then exchanged sandwiches.
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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer
and an old drunk are walking down the
street together when they simultaneously
spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course,
the other three are mythological creatures.
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The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed,
wakes the blonde and asks,
“Well, so what IS the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into
her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
and goes back to sleep.
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A blonde walked into a computer shop one
day and asked the shop assistant for a curtain
to fit her 15 inch computer monitor.
The assistant said, “Why do you want a
curtain for your computer screen?”
To which the blonde replies, “I’ve got Windows”.
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