SMS-14

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you?
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without
any message. He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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Why do couples hold hands during their
wedding day ?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of
WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever.
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Kyun pyaar us par hi aata hai,Jo mil kar
bhi naa mil pata hai.Kaise yeh usse batayein hum,
Tujh bin rah na paayein hum.
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