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GOD is so wise that he never created
FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because..... if He did,
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with
Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer,
and you have a gun with only two bullets,
what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts,
“All lawyers are assholes!” He looks around,
obviously hoping for a challenge.Finally a
guy comes up to him, taps him on the shoulder,
and says, “Take that back.”The biker says,
“Why? Are you a lawyer?”“No, I’m an asshole.”
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar
me is kadar kho gayi hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh
gujarish hai meri,tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai
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Door se dekha…
to Patthar dikhta tha……
Door se dekha…
to Patthar dikhta thaa…….
Paas jake dekha to…
suchmuch Patthar hi tha..
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