SMS-12

Santa and Banta went to see 9-12 PM show.
But they came back at 10 PM. Why?
Because the movie’s name was “Dastak”
(Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock).
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Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a
word to say, It doesn't start on March and
ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday,
today and everyday.
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Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging
u why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and
said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
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A true friend is not like a rain which pours &
goes away. A friend like a air, which is silent
but always around u...
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Banta goes up to a policeman and asks,
“Excuse me, officer, but did you know that my
wife has had an affair? ”The policeman, surprised,
“No! I didn’t know” Banta breathed deeply,
exclaiming, “So I’m not the last one to know after all”.
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