SMS-6

Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
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Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy..
Mom shocked : How old is the boy
& what is he doingGirl : 3 month &
kicking happily in my stomach...
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Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
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Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am deadoye helloi
am talking about OXYGEN
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in.Lady
takes it out, machhar says "MAA"!
Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"?
machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"
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