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A woman likes to have four animals in
the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway,
a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a
numbskulll to pay for this all.
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain
right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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Santa to his girlfriend: Darling, am I the first
man you ever kissed?Girlfriend: Of course,
you are the first man I’ve ever kissed! Why
do all men ask the same silly question?
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Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married, do you think you
will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dearest, no trouble,”
she replied. “But what will you live on?”.
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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each
other at the bar. The lawyer leans over to her
and asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, drunk and dozing, just wants to
take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls
over to the window to catch a few winks.
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