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Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilvali se,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
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Friends r like Asian Paints :Duniya badal de.
Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :
Taste mein Best.Wife is like
Mosquito Coil :“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”
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Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 95kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…
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A Judge Said..Order..Order..Order..
Sardar :1 Pizza2 Chicken1
ColdrinkJudge: Shut Up.
SARDAR: No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P
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