SMS-8

Banta: “Hey, pal! You’ve been standing
there watching me fish for three hours!
Why don’t you get a rod and reel and
do some fishing yourself?” Santa: “No, thanks.
I don’t have the patience for it
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Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam.
Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k
ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U.
Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.
Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
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Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art?Art dealer,
“I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.
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Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite
to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
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Santa to a girl: I want to marry you.
Girl: But, I am a year elder to you.
Santa: Then, I’ll marry you next year.
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