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Jeeto: You say I look old but people still
praise me.Santa: It must be Banta.
Jeeto: How do you know?
Santa: He is a SCRAP DEALER.
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True friends are like mornings, u cant have them
the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there
when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
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As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
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Santa: Petrol price increase hone ka hum ko koi
farak nahi padta. Pehle bhi hum 50 rupye
ka bharvata tha, ab bhi 50 ka hi bharvata hoon.
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Teacher: Robin, your essay on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's.
Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
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