SMS-7

In a train, ticket checker to a
saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place,
Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aayaKaisa hai tu..!!
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Jabse Tumhe dekha hai,MeraRaat ko......
Din ko......
Subha ko......
Sham ko......
Khate waqt......
Peete waqt......
Sote waqt......
Jagte waqt......
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
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