SMS-1

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss
to your girlfriend. Just call me
and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar
rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se
chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek
naya janam paoge, Is bar galtee se jo
hua so hua, Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar
lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
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