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Santa and Banta went to see 9-12 PM show.
But they came back at 10 PM. Why?Because
the movie’s name was “Dastak”
(Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock).
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If friends were flowers I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you
with love and care so
I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess
with his dog. He watched the game in
astonishment for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!”
Banta exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog
I’ve ever seen.”“Nahi, he’s not so smart,”
Santa replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five”. ================================
aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,
hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,
tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon
se bhi nazar aaenge.
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Why did Santa take his pregnant wife
Jeeto to Pizza Hut?A: Because they
advertised ‘free delivery’
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